JOKES
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 5:45 p.m. - Subject: JOKES |
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post a joke or many jokes
Why did the turtle cross the road? to get to the shell station?
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says i have good news and bad news. The man asks whats the good news and the doctor replies your going to die in 24 hours. The man yells thats not good news! Whats the bad news then the man yells. The doctor says i forgot to call you yesterday.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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An ethiopian, a nigger and a jew jump off a plane at the same time. Who hits the grounds first?
Who cares
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 5:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Uh, OK. There’s these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It’s done. Then he says to the black guy.Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they’re all back in Africa.
Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What’s your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I’ll have a Coke, then."
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 6:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Q: What does a black man and a vending machine have in common?
A: They both take your money and give you coke in return.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 6:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Uh, OK. There’s these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It’s done. Then he says to the black guy.Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they’re all back in Africa.
Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What’s your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I’ll have a Coke, then."
Boondock Saints.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 6:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Best Movie Ever. Nuff’ Said
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 6:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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a man is mad at a mushroom, so the mushroom says "Hey whats wrong i’m a fun guy!"
(fun guy sounds like fungi.)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 6:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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ROTTENEGGS
You have to be a veteran to get this one.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 6:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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E-Zizzle, u have GOT to stop post whoring. you are failing MISERABLY and u are really irritating with ur shitty attempts to increase your post count.
please just leave
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 7:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: increase your post count.
And yet nobody realized that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT POSTCOUNT except high level basement dweller members who raise their post count by accusing others of trying to raise their post count, who just like to post failure.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 7:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 7:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Jew with a boner runs into a wall head on, what breaks?
His nose.
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| Posted: Apr 28, 2008 8:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Do you know what Helen Keller’s room looked like?
Neither did she.
(I want to hear more of these! I forgot them all, and their hella funny.)
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