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Doopliss


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Posted: May 02, 2008 6:51 p.m. - Subject: A Topic For Everyone!

This is a response to Clegg’s topic in which anyone can post whatever they would like to discuss that fits in with the rules of the "General Discussion". Actually, feel free to post anything you like.

Note: I will not be held responsible for anything you may or may not post in this topic, or how many times you feel obliged to do so. You agree by posting here that you will assume full responsibility for your actions or possible consequences.

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Doopliss


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Posted: May 02, 2008 6:53 p.m. - Subject:

Well, this just proves that I’ve never tested tag sizes before. Oh well. My point still stands.


Clegg


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Posted: May 02, 2008 6:54 p.m. - Subject:

Discuss baby rape.

I need tips on how to get away with it.


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Posted: May 02, 2008 6:58 p.m. - Subject:

adoption... then put it up for adoption when you want a new one!


Doopliss


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Posted: May 02, 2008 6:58 p.m. - Subject:

Stash the kid in a basket and leave it on someone’s door-step. We all know that once you abandon a kid, a good family will take it in, raise them to be a good child, and then they will be better off not knowing that they were raped as an infant. This is what I’ve been taught by the movies, at least.


Bungledonk


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Posted: May 02, 2008 6:58 p.m. - Subject:

-Stick kak in baby
-Pull out
-Repeat as necessary
-Blow load
-Throw baby away in trash

Its that easy. Or encase it in cement when youre installing a new driveway.


Clegg


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:00 p.m. - Subject:

Why can’t I raise it as my own? Would that be considered wrong? Golly all these questions I need answered as a new parent.


Doopliss


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:04 p.m. - Subject:

You can raise it on your own. Just take pre-caution in the way you do so.


Bungledonk


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:07 p.m. - Subject:

Dont raise it as your own.

Do quite the opposite; leave it with wolves so they can raise it as one of their own. Then you can say "IM THE FATHER OF THAT KID WHO WAS RAISED BY WOLVES!"


Clegg


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:21 p.m. - Subject:

NEW TOPIC!

How do you wipe your ass? Do you fold or scrunch up your shit tickets?


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:30 p.m. - Subject:

your more sick in the head than me clegg


Clegg


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:32 p.m. - Subject:

I guess so.

they call it liquid insanity.......

Dude if I was rich I’d pay hookers to fight, or to do my shopping.


CHOMPY


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:37 p.m. - Subject:

FOLD IT!


Jdogsmokesweedallday


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:46 p.m. - Subject:

fold then scrunch


Doopliss


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:48 p.m. - Subject:

Well, it depends. If I get done with my shit quickly, I scrunch. If I take a fort-night to shit, then I neatly fold it which gives me something to do while I patiently wait.

If I was rich, I’d pay people to shop for me while naked. They could use the money I pay them as bail money for "public display of indecent exposure" or whatever.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:52 p.m. - Subject:

I use baby wipes so as not to irritate my butt-hole


Doopliss


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:53 p.m. - Subject:

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I use baby wipes so as not to irritate my butt-hole


I do but only if I have mad-diarrhea because using anything else hurts.


Bungledonk


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Posted: May 02, 2008 7:59 p.m. - Subject:

Im a scruncher. A scruncher and a leaner.


Jdogsmokesweedallday


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Posted: May 02, 2008 8:00 p.m. - Subject:

I need a fucking picture.


Clegg


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Posted: May 02, 2008 8:05 p.m. - Subject:

(hope I can hotlink)
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