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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 8:55 p.m. - Subject: Rage |
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Post times that someone’s done something so unbelieveably stupid that you just were shocked, dismayed, and a bit angry (that all culminates to rage) at the same time.
Mine:
When I was in health class one day. Theres this annoying ginger kid who sits in front of me. Shes always yammering on about shit no one but her flaming gay friend cares about at 150 fucking dB. Well one day she was giving a report about vegetarianism and stuff, and she was like
"yaaaaa and im like a vegetarian cause like I dont like like the smell of meat, like it just like, makes me like, nauseous, like, I just like, cant stand it. Like, it just like, makes me wanna like, throw up."
"Well what do you do for protein?"
*I thought: YOU SUCK DICKS YOU GODDAMN SPOILED BRAT SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND QUIT WASTING MY OXYGEN*
"Well like I like eat like tofu and stuff and like theres like tofu burgers and like other like protein stuff, and like I eat nuts-"
*I laughed at this point, but no one noticed (Yes, im immature, but who doesnt laugh at a girl saying "I eat nuts for protein"?)*
"-and like beans and other like stuff like that for like protein"
"Hmm. I see."
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and like beef is like bad and like all the like feed that we like use to like feed like the cattle and like stuff to like eat our like beef and like stuff can like feed like *some bullshit made up number* people in like africa in a day"
Everyone was impressed at this "fact" but me. She doesnt care about the people dying from hunger in Africa, and she doesnt care about anything besides her iPod and her MySpace account. I doubt the people that were impressed care about the people dying in Africa either. Im not saying this like *I* care, because I dont, but they shouldnt feign sympathy just to seem nice or whatever, or because its the "proper thing to do".
I can go on and on with stories about rage stemming from ignorant people (mostly women) that ive had to deal with, but id rather not.
Post yours.
Note: Im not bitching, I just wanted to share that story of ignorance and hilarity. I look back on it and laugh, really; but at the time I was raging. So dont think im bitching (FILTHY), its just for lol-purposes, really
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 8:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dear DaDevil and Valo: I unblocked you so you could post in here if you want to.
You were basically the only people on my blocklist that arent trolls, so I took you guys off.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Dear DaDevil and Valo: I unblocked you so you could post in here if you want to.
As for this, I’m lost for words at what to post, so many stories are rushing through my mind right now, I’ll be back with something good.
(Note: this post wasn’t for post count, it was to thank for taking off blocklist, etc)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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This dork at my school slammed my locker shut cause I called some girl his girlfriend. He happens to be 6 foot tall and very fat, so I stay away from him.
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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I also forgot to say that I heard it from King Of The Hill, but I hope theres a grain of truth in it: Apparently, its illegal to defame beef in the state of Texas.
If this is true, I could have satiated my rage a long time ago (the shit that happened in my story was about a month or two ago, I just remembered it now and laughed).
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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So some old fuck at work came in and said this:
"What happened to your lip?"
"I have it pierced""
"It’s ugly as hell"
"What?"
"your a freak" *starts walking away*
"have a nice day too you old shit"
He turned and and gave me the sith emperor look and walked out.
Like what the fuck. I am sorry your 80 year old face looks like shit and your appearance is so bland that someone with character is a freak to you. Fuck him.
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck. That was my 1000th post. How lame.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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I missed what my 7000th post was.
I didnt lose any sleep over it, its not that important.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thanks man.
I have one.
I HATE computer illiterate people. I hate having to deal with them.
My moms boyfriend is the most fucking computer illiterate person in the world,
every time he wants something like he needed some code for his new dvd player (he can’t spell for shit) so he write "hacks" in the URL bar because his computer fucking genius friends told him to.
Then when he looks throught the search results he gets pissed because he cant find the things hes looking for.
So, naturally, he clicks on some random shit 100 times at which point the computer freezes up.
Then he blames my mom and says all the pages she reads "R BLOCKEN MAI COMPUTUR!1!".
Worst part about this is I have to deal with it everyday.
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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People who judge upon someone else’s appearance/piercings/tattoos is really narrow minded and gets me worked up.
;_;
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Computer shit gives me the worst kind of rage: NERD RAGE.
Im sure you all know about how my family computer’s processor fried, and my mom blamed it on me because I was "on it at the time", though in all reality, I was just the one that turned it on; I was actually in the kitchen, checking on the shit in the oven.
Thats what I hate about being the "good at computers person" (though im kinda far from it) in my family. If I fix something, and the person who got their shit fixed breaks it, they think they can blame it on me. I know that happens to everyone else who is in that situation because im a /g/eek, but its still just the worst.
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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One day i came in early to work on a project that was due that day and i forgot to save as i went along. So i was on the 5th and last paragraph and the crazy asian teacher starts saying how the computer lab is closed today and i have to leave. So im like ok just give me a minuete please. So i started finishing the last paragraph when she says "now please" and turns the computer off. So i started saying how that was my project and i didnt save it, she replies just tell the teacher i accidently earesed it. So im like fine. When it gets to 7th period i tell the teacher what happened. She says how shell talk to the other teacher after class. Neither of the teachers mention anything to me by the end of the day. The next day i come in and get called down to the office. When i get there the assistant principle tells me to come in his office. I walk in and see that the asian lady and my teacher are there. The asian lady appologiezes for wrecking my project. I ask if i can go back to class but the vice principle says were not done yet, so i sit back down. He starts saying how i broke the rules by using the computer lab with no teachers in the room, doing my homework on the day its due, and trying to get the teacher in trouble. So i appologize to the asian lady, my teacher, and the vice principle. He says how theres consequences for breaking the rules.He says that i get a 3 day detention and how hes very dissapointed in me. When i get back to class the teacher says im late, so she sends me back to the office to get one. I awkwerdly made small talk with the vice principle well he wrote a pass. I went back to class.
This day made me very angry. The other 2 days wernt so bad.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: People who judge upon someone else’s appearance/piercings/tattoos is really narrow minded and gets me worked up.
;_;
WELL YOU *DID* LOOK LIKE A GIRL IN THAT PICTURE!
*mumbles*not my fault mr. bill kaulitz wannabe...
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Everybody is gay for bill.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 9:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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[quote[Thats what I hate about being the "good at computers person" (though im kinda far from it) in my family. If I fix something, and the person who got their shit fixed breaks it, they think they can blame it on me. I know that happens to everyone else who is in that situation because im a /g/eek, but its still just the worst.[/quote]
I know what you mean.
I’m not a hardcore computer nerd, but I know the basics.
One day about last year there was a problem with the internet company (IDFK something broke or some shit)
and so there was no internet.
My mom is like "fix it"
so I try but there is just no way to fix it, she then calls me laz y and says that if "I really wanted to" i could get the shit done.
Goddamn, some people just think that if you spend time on the computer you can run microsoft or something.
I’ll tell you right now though, THERES NO FUCKING MAGIC BUTTON, and if
you think there is one, DONT CLICK IT ONE 4354 TIMES!
RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 10:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Another story of whoreishness and ignorance:
I was in Nutrition class (its like cooking class, but we learn stuff about food nutrition and shit, so whatever) one day, and for this grading period I have to sit at a table with 4 preppy, spoiled, hypocritical chicks, and one quiet chick who I believe is wapanese, but cant be too sure.
Anyways. Well every day, the 4 girls there yammer on about how their lives are "so horrible" and how "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIGOD MY BIRTHDAYS COMING UP AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIGOD IF MY MOM DOESNT GET ME THAT NEW CELLPHONE I WANT IM GOING TO THROW A FIT IN THE RESTAURANT AND CRY AND YELL AND SCREAM" (I swear, she actually said that verbatim), and one of them was like
"DOOOOOOD MY MOMS A FUCKING BITCH LIKE I WAS AT THIS GUYS HOUSE AT LIKE 3 LAST NIGHT AND MY MOM CALLED ME AND SHE WAS LIKE "Hey do you want me to pick you up" AND I WAS LIKE THINKING "omg im angry at you why should you be talking to me" AND I WAS LIKE "NO" AND SHE WAS LIKE "well im coming to pick you up anyways" SO I WAS LIKE "whatever" SO SHE CAME AND SHE WAS LIKE "hay are you hungry?" AND I WAS LIKE "I dont know, whatever" AND SHE WAS LIKE "Well have you eaten anything all day?" AND I WAS LIKE "No" SO SHE WAS LIKE "Well lets go get you something to eat" AND I WAS LIKE "Fine whatever" AND OMIGOD SHE WAS JUST LIKE BEING A TOTAL BITCH SO I WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIGOD YOURE ALLOWED TO STAY OUT TILL 3 IN THE MORNING?"
"WUL LIKE WHEN IM ANGRY AT MY PARENTS AND MY PARENTS ARE ANGRY AT ME THEY DONT TALK TO ME SO I JUST DO WHAT I WANT SINCE THEYRE NOT TALKING TO ME SO I DONT NEED TO ASK PERMISSION FOR ANYTHING SO ITS LIKE WHATEVER ILL BE OUT AS LATE AS I WANT"
I got so fucking angry at that moment. From what I heard, she was out at some guy’s house till 3 in the morning and her moms trying to do her a favor by giving her a ride home and giving her something to eat when she hasnt eaten all day. And she calls her mom a bitch. I raged so hard I almost ripped off a corner of the table and chucked it at her head.
From what I heard before she said that, her and her mom were pissed at eachother because one of them messed up the others hair or owed the other money or some petty thing like that.
I lol’d.
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 10:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think it;s just because it’s late that I can’t think of any stories that make me "Rage" so I’ll have to sleep on it.
I know that these are giving me some ideas, and I can see myself coming back with some after going back to school.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have afew Ive typed up on here afew times, cant be fucking typing again;memories hazy.
Basically it involves 2 old fuckers thinking theyre king and queen of the universe
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 11:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you’ve taken an online personality test and been online-diagnosed with Schizoid Personality Disorder, like me, you know most people in the world are assholes and simply aren’t worth knowing, much less impressing. Further, your "disorder" will seem perfectly normal to you, as it does to me, causing you to question why it’s classified as a "disorder."
Then, if you have a job that involves dealing with the swine in the general public, you will become embittered and enraged. Which leads to recollections of my former life, serving grease-on-a-roll to unrepentent assholes around midnight:
Some jabronie drives to the speaker and immediately starts the assholishness:
JABRONIE: (honking car horn) Hello? Hello? Anybody in there? (car horn) Hello?
H-DOGG: (monotone) WelcomeToShitOnAShingleMayITakeYourOrderPlease?
JABRONIE: Uhhh... Hold on please!
Fucker. Now I have to stand there and wait for you, like a waiter, except I don’t get tips.
Generally, they were drunk, so I’d make sure they got heaps of onions with their order. Those don’t mix with alcohol well, and cause nasty gastrointestinal effects. Rage over.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2008 11:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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So does that mean you have less of a sexual appetite than most?
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