I have a joke for you all.
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| Posted: May 04, 2008 11:26 p.m. - Subject: I have a joke for you all. |
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I think this is funny.
What do you call 5 Hispanics in quick sand?
Sin-co-day-mio (or however its spelled)
Heh get it? its also may 5, its funny.
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| Posted: May 04, 2008 11:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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on the topic of hispanic jokes...
there were 3 guys on a plane and they had to get rid of the items they had in there country . so the Italian guy threw out a plate of pasta and said that they had enough of that in Italy. then the Mexican through out a tortilla and said they had enough of that in Mexico.then the American threw out the Mexican and said we have enough of that in our country.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 1:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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I loled at all. Fucking good.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 8:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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well for my Cinco de Mayo joke I am going to go against the grain
Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"listen Pendejo....when i was born,i was BROWN,"
"When i grew up,i was BROWN,"
"When i’m sick, i’m BROWN,"
"When i go in the sun,i’m BROWN,"
"When I’m cold,i’m BROWN,"
"When i die, i’ll be BROWN."
But you pendejo...."
"When you’re born,you’re pink,"
"When you grow up, you’re white,"
"When you’re sick,you’re green,"
"When you go in the sun,you turn red,"
"When you’re cold,you turn blue,"
"And when you die,you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Chinga tu madre,puto!!
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 8:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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HA HA HA nice joke GMT.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 9:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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thank you
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 9:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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haha chinga tu madre is fuck your mom.
Three friends always drank beer together, eventually they split up and move apart with their families and whatnot. So one guy always has 3 beers in honor of his friends. One day he only drinks two so the bartender says "I am sorry about your loss"(like ones dead) Then the guy says "No,my friend isnt dead, I just stopped drinking."
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 9:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t get it Cthulhu.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 10:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t get it either.
Explanation plz.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 10:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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I think Cthulhu fucked up that joke.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 12:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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i sorta get it but wtf does that have to do with latins?
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 12:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Could Cthulhu high?
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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its hard to smoke underwater
HAH!
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 12:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol i kinda fuxxed it up, the guy that drinks in honor of his friends quit drinking so he would only drink 2 beers instead of 3, but hes drinking anyway so he lied. I dont know, someone else told me it and it was better. And it has nothing to do with beaners but it is a joke.
Heres another attempt, this one with latins.
What do you call the mexican basketball team?
Juan on Juan.
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 1:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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okay that was funny, so you are forgiven
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 1:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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A group of white guys running down a hill: avalanche
A group of black guys running down a hill: mudslide
A group of latinos running down a hill:....JAILBREAK!
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 1:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Most of these are really old, but it’s okay because...
Quote: You found a hidden game piece!
You found the letter : E
Spell ’ROTTENEGGS’ and win! To learn more about the game click here.
Ok, That’s Great!
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| Posted: May 05, 2008 4:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol at notaregisteredpedophile
every other joke sucked, specially GMT
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