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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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I would say go back to masturbating in your father’s wood shed
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'The Overlord'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 1520740
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Being from Saudi Arabia you should[/] know you must offer a dowry to her father [u]before you try to reproduce. So, get your finest goats and set up a meeting with him. Despite what you’ve heard about Americans, we’re not barbarians. Show some respect.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
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YIM
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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[/thread]
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'The Overlord'
Member Lvl: 73
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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C’mon... let this troll live. He/she is entertaining me. Play along.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Beware, your best friend will come take "your girl" and her friend who you originally liked will like another boy.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 17
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Its okay just google "date rape" personally not my thing but I think its right up your alley.
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'The Overlord'
Member Lvl: 73
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Usually American women command 20 goats and 10 camels. You could get a bargain if you show up with 18 goats, 5 camels and a low cut burka if you tell her father you can tell by his mannerisms that his daughter comes from a strong breeding stock. Just a hint to help you out.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 713
Posts: 436
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve hear the way to a new yorkers heart is to buy her a hot dog!
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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What’s with all the hot dog references?
When I was a youngster back in the dark ages, we had some Arabic college students in the area. One of them really wanted to date American women bady and wanted tips. We told him the best way to get a date was to give them panty hose. Size Q. Back then, panty hose was sold in large plastic easter eggs and Q was queen sized (fat chick panty hose). This poor bastard probably approached five different women with this offering before he figured it out.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 5473
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AIM
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Its okay just google "date rape" personally not my thing but I think its right up your alley.
Lmao.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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LMAO -
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
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AIM
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 6:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 7:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 7:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I bought my last girlfriend for 3 red peppers, a pound of pinto beans and a gerbil. She didn’t have very much marbling though, so much of her was wasted since it was simply to tough, even for stew.
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'The Overlord'
Member Lvl: 73
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 7:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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That was funny, Kapraxis.
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