I completed one of my life goals this weekend.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:00 p.m. - Subject: I completed one of my life goals this weekend. |
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Got blown by two females at the same time.
God DAMN it was great.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t think you did.
Enjoy your shattered hopes and dreams.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Did it hurt when they fell from heaven?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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I dont think you got a blowjob by even one woman.
Enjoy your hand.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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This is where the blog feature comes in handy.
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got offered a three sum once, I turned it down because its not two girls one guy. Its was one girl two guys and the other dude..... was black. Can you see the reason why I turned it down? what if he came first? Oh god that would suck for me.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 8:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Your mom and your sister? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 9:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol can’t wait till this weeekend!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 9:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I did once! Not as good as I expected cause i was totally wasted.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 9:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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I once fullfilled a life goal of getting blown by two guys. But I was so homophobic, that whilst doing it i slit my wrists, just like the talking razr sayz to do. Stupid hobos. Now I’m dead.
See, this is why life goals are meant to remain dreams. Cuz now I’m dead. Thanks allot.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 9:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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and then i assume you woke up?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 9:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: lol can’t wait till this weeekend!!
hahaha
Apparently this guy has never had a girlfriend before if he thinks hes gonna get action right away.
Enjoy your slap to the face.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 11, 2008 10:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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MrBungalow beat me to it. lol
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'beyond epic'
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| Posted: May 12, 2008 7:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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two at the same time huh? well thats awesome but I think I noticed a typo...
Quote: I got Blown OFF by two girls at the same time |
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| Posted: May 12, 2008 11:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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were they dogs you mean? Christ you’re wrose at typing than I am
by the way I meant to ask how much air did you have to let out of the dolls before they sucked properly
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 12, 2008 3:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: H was accidental. I’m not retarded.
You sure spell like one.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 12, 2008 3:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Props dude.
Picz or it didn’t happen.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 12, 2008 3:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You sure spell like one.
And you act like one and post like one. Shploits is a better member than you, and definitely not a post whore like yourself.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 12, 2008 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You sure spell like one.
You quoted his post that said "retarded". This leads me to ask you how do you spell "like a retarded"? That’s not all that well of a thought out response.
Quote: were they dogs you mean? Christ you’re wrose at typing than I am
100% pure Irony.
As for the actual thread, I’m not here to judge, so congratulations if you did make it happen. If not, well, you aren’t accomplishing much by bragging about a lie, and on the internet nonetheless.
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'beyond epic'
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| Posted: May 13, 2008 7:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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what are the odds though
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