RE Greatest Quote’s
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: May 19, 2008 11:50 p.m. - Subject: RE Greatest Quote’s |
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Ive been looking around old forum post trying to find some great quotes, from what I dug up I found these can anyone add any new ones?
Salamanderhead:
LIES!!! This site is like drugs. Were all addicted.
KeiserSosay:
Topic like this are what make RE great.
WhiteKong..... twah, I spit in your general direction, you coward
Grunter:
and a 30 day ban for defiling the english language.
Grunter:
if we are all "fagets" why are you here on a site inhabited by "fagets", wouldnt that make you a "faget" by spending all your time around "fagets"?
looks like you are a fucking faggot. now fuck off.
RER:
Rotteneggs isnt a democracy. If you dont like it, log off and never type ’rotteneggs.com’ into your browser ever again.
a_j:
Don’t look for sympathy on RE. We don’t give a shit.
l3L00cl:
No, but seriously, that actually does mean a lot. Intelligent members like you were always the reason that I decided to give RE chance after chance to actually become a decent site free from stupidity
and other such retardedness.
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: May 19, 2008 11:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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And of course:
"Tit’s or BAN"
Epic.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 19, 2008 11:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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The only memorable post I’ve ever made was when someone asked how much a grim reaper tattoo would cost, and I said "A lifetime of shame"
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 12:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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Lol now that is one of RE’s greatest quotes, Sanchez.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 2:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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i like this hilarious story from capnalpha.
Quote: Which is like that one girl from my school that died.
She was in weight classes and was a 16 year old body builder. How ever, she had large muscles and a deepish voice. No boy ever looked at her. The more she hurt, the more she worked out.
One day, she was feeling depressed and wanting. She stuck a broom upright and stripped all her clothes off. She hung from a pipe on the cieling and did pull ups with the broom handle moving in and out of her vagina. It was her form of masturbating. She was doing so when one day her mom came home early. She, however, didn’t here the door over her moans and orgasmic bellows.
Her mom came up the stairs and absent mindedly intrudes in on here activity.
To the girls shock, she lets go of the pipe thus sticking 5 feet of a wood pole through her inner body killing her instantly.
Pleasant dreams everyone! |
Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 2:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol thats just fucked man... rofl
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 3:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Sexy..
She should have glued her hands to it for safety.
LOL Imagine her mom: WTF U DOINZ?
OH JESUS THE BROOM IS FUCKING YOUR VAGOO
OH JESUS THE BROOM FUCKING IMPALED YOUR VAGOO, YOUR VAGOO R BLEEDING OH JESUS
/horrified mother rant.
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 3:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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....Or something around those lines, lol N0F
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 3:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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"Jesus Rap"
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 3:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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Ah thanks FF, I thought that all rang a bell. I wasn’t too sure where from though!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 6:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote from RER: RE is not a democracy. If you dont like it, log off, and never type rotteneggs.com in your address bar ever again. |
'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE'
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 9:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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what about these epic qoutes from GMT
a law is only as strong as those who enforce it
yeahbutwhat
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Wow, I said something important here once upon a time. How many internets do I win?
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE'
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 9:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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millions cause you are Sally
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Normal Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 1:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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"Just remember you’re not looking at the mantle when you’re poking the fire"
I believe that was Clegg, though he may have been quoting somebody else.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 1:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote Noskrazy: I has cancer. |
Power Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 2:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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5* me or I 0* you.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 2:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: rotteneggs.com - A Social Network for Pranksters. |
Master Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 3:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: l3L00cl:
No, but seriously, that actually does mean a lot. Intelligent members like you were always the reason that I decided to give RE chance after chance to actually become a decent site free from stupidity
and other such retardedness.
That was a reponse to one of my posts!
I sitll rate Clegg’s sex comparison is one of my favorite. That, and just about anything Defiler, Moose, or Slash has typed into a post. Their posts always made me laugh. Bonesplitter and Pain I believe had some epic quotes as well.
Anybody remeber this?
[quote Weasel]Hey guys, RE4 is coming soon![/quote]
Note: I figured I’d just beat everybody to the punch who was thinking it.
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Master Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: May 20, 2008 3:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well, I fucked up on the tags which sucks, but you get the idea. I still need to remember the correct way to do those tags.
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