How the fuck could they believe.. (busted by parents)
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 12:31 a.m. - Subject: How the fuck could they believe.. (busted by parents) |
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It all started when I woke up, my dad walks in and finds me and a mate drinking Kava, he walks out as if nothing happened, ignored it.
Later that day, I get a "we need to talk"
It was about an upcoming guitar thing.
then I go to shower, and I get a "your father needs to talk to you again"
So I think, cool, I’m gonna get told of for drinking Kava, I’ll be fine. . .
. . . My dad pulls out a pipe. Obviously used, caked in resin and reaking of reefer.
I tell him its my friends, he left it here.
Later, I realize- BAD MOVE, I like having that mate over, I gotta change my story.
They believe that my mate who I originally blamed, got it of another kid in my year, the pipe is in my drawer, wrapped in glad wrap, until friend one (originally blamed) comes to pick it up.
I laughed so hard after that talk, and it took maybe. . . Ten minutes to settle in, I got busted and got away with it.
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 12:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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actually, I quite liked it
intersting rhythimic device, which seems to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor, sublimate this, transcend that, and give the reader a vivid insight into...into whatever it was the poem was about!
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 12:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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^What you just said reminds me to wipe my ass after reading shit.
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 10:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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Congratulations, you lied to your parents and they pretended to believe you.
Or, if they really believed such a story, it doesn’t stand well for their genetic offspring.
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 10:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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i doubt that he would have a genetically inherited predisposition to gullability.
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 10:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Idiocy though, maybe.
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 10:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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you lost me once u said ’bad move i like having that mate over.’ didnt understand the rest
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| Posted: May 26, 2008 2:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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I once left a big bud in my pants pocket after coming home from a mates session on the weekend (this was ages ago, maybe a month or so), and left it in there - went to school the next day, the same day my clothes are usually done....
At school remembered I had that bud in there... FUCK
I was fucking lucky when I found out the clothes weren’t done yet (or atleast my pants) - as my dad was busy and got sidetracked...
Damn... Good stuff...
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 1:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shit my parents have searched my room so many times. They haven’t found shit though luckily for me. I got good hiding spots.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 2:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t feel even the slightest bit guilty? I got busted a few times, and other times, I got away. But I always felt like shit...
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 2:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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morale of this story is thus: find a better hiding spot
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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I was so high that I left it in my pocket, and threw my pants in the wash.
No guilt whatsoever.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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did they keep the pipe?
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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No, they made me give it back to my friend who i blamed it on.
Its still in my room, and I’m "giving it back" tonight.
and by that, I mean, I’m using it for its intended purpose, which ISN’T giving it back to my friend.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 11:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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One night, after a bout of heavy drinking, I stumbled home, managed to change into my pajama pants, and collapsed stomach diagonally on my bed. Maybe 10 minutes later, my mom came in, and turned the lights on. I sat up instinctively and tried to act as sober as possible as my alcohol-inhibited brain does its best to figure out whats going on.
Before I knew it, my mom began to lean in to kiss me goodnight. I sat there, still dumbfounded, as she recoiled and belched out those dreadful world, "Have you been drinking?" Such a strong impetus to sober up I’ve never felt; I opened my eyes as wide as I could and denied drinking. She then says "Hmm, you smell like alcohol....Oh, did you use mouthwash?" A little stunned, I sit and think for a second, and then return with "Oh...uh yea...that stuff is like...27% alcohol or something, it totally kills germs."
Did she really know and not actually give a shit? Did she really think Listerine was the reason for my beer-breath?
Either way, that was the closest I’ve ever been to being caught drinking/smoking. Well, except the time my dad saw my friends and I hot boxing.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 11:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve never ever been busted. I just recently told mum that I’ve tried weed though.. Which was a bit of an understatement.
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 10:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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my dad believes even breathing a single particle of the smoke makes you stupid and permanently fucks up your brain, my mom gets suspicious every now and then but my uncle actually gives me some every now and then instead of £2 to buy some candy when i was younger.
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