i cracked my knuckles before i typed this.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 11:23 a.m. - Subject: i cracked my knuckles before i typed this. |
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as an introduction i would like to say a couple things.
first off i do realize this should be in help with life forums but ill turn it into a little game for yall.
secondly, if you dont give a fuck about chip’s life and plan on bein a dick gtfo. its cool if you dont give a fuck, just dont be a dick.
introduction over.
Overview of my current status in life:
I’m homeschooled and trying to finish up all my work. well, struggling to finish it.
I hate my job. I get paid decently but i am tempted to box somebody everyday. thats how pissed i get at some coworkers.
I stopped slangin coke yesterday. sold my last half o to a friend for him to get rid of. and yes i feel safe about sayin that here because i dont do it as of now.
i met this beautiful female sunday night. usually i would have fucked her and forgot about her but we actually layed with each other for 5 hours and just talked. i couldnt find a girl that i actually LIKED for almost a year but i figure she could be it.
problem with the girl is that most of her friends hate me. i’m talking about the male friends, the faggets that have theyre whole click jump in on a one on one fight.
One other thing is i have mob connections. dont believe me idc. but anyways i just accumulated them a month or so ago. no not crips or bloods or that bullshit, real mafia.
my mom is slowly dieing, my sister is planning on getting married and rumors keep being spread to me hes cheating on her. shes 18. and after i confronted him sunday night he thinks im going to kill him. idk why but i guess the words came out a little wrong when i was talking to him.
So now that you know, its time for the game part.
what do you do in my life. so many choices so many options.
mainly the girl because basically if i go out with her im bout to get in a fight somewhere so do i take the jumping or have them killed? i dont think having her friends killed would go over to well with her so basically to be with her im going to be fighting ALOT.
anyways you are a character in a game and this is your current situation. how the fuck do you go about everything?
any input on anything is welcome
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'The Albino Ethiopian'
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 11:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Get your coke back, give it to her friends as a peace offering. Get the mafia to kill your sister’s boyfriend.
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 11:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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1) don’t go around saying you have conections to the mafia... even on RE.
2) same siituation happened w/ my sister. her fiance was caught cheating and after a month of fighting and a breakup she has never been the same... i almost wish he had gotten away w/ it so she would go back to the way she was.
3)homeschool sucks
4)where do you work, fastfood?
5)girl you can talk too and hot= keeper
6)be super nice to your mom...
7)5’s plz? lol j/k it’s w/e; hope everything works out.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 11:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Just try not to drown in self pity.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 11:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wont flame you because I kind of like you.
Good luck with life, its a bitch.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 12:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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people who say they have connections don’t,
Everyone knows when you do have connections you never ever mention that you do.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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No MP i work at discount tire. its just everyone there is kinda immature and do shit like drop water baloons on you while your working and i have anger problems. i just wanna get my shit done ya know?
and sorry for any confusion, there is no self pity. im just looking for guidance.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 12:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: drop water baloons on you while your working
i’d get fired for something like that.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 12:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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be glad its like that.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 12:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ask the girl to go on a small getaway or something like that, just as a chance to get away from everything that sucks rite now. When your gone just talk to her about the problem and see what she says/does. Quit your job and find another one, or just be an asshole to them and yell at then when they do shit like that. They will start hating you and not wanting you, but atleast you get left alone.
Start packin heat then to deal with her friends..load it with blanks just so you dont accidently kill em...If they try doin anything then pull it on em.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 12:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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You should have kept doing the blow because it sounds like your life is really fucked up and at least that would help you relax every once in a while.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 1:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Take the beatings. If she actually likes you then after the first one or two she’ll say something to them, hopefully. Plus, it’s not like you can’t fight right? Just take as many down with you as you can.
As for your mom, just make sure she’s comfortable and happy. Make her breakfast in bed, or do chores for her or something. Just be helpful a round the house, that’ll make her happy and it’s been proven that sick people who are happy get healthy faster. So...that’s that.
Coworkers suck. Just ignore them. If they keep doing that shit then talk to the manager. If the manager is an ass then quit, it’s not worth the frustration. Or get them bad --> use your new found mafia connections to have one of them killed then put his/her head/body parts in the others houses. Make sure you get a piece too so you can pretend to freak out and not look suspicious.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 1:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, sorry for the double post, but I forgot something.
Beat the shit out of your sisters fiance. Or out him in front of her and see what he does. If he gets angry it’s probably because he is and she’ll see it, and if he hits you then she’ll be pissed.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 2:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Barrel Roll
Also, don’t jump to conclusions; question your assumptions.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 2:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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SUICIDE
The answer to all your problems!
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 2:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Really fucking responsible, faggot.
(thegr8est1)
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 4:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Whatever you do just don’t go back to the coke, especially for what’s going on your life right now.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 4:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Does your sister know that her fiance might be cheating on her?
If so is she going to do anything about it?
Also, solution - Take coke back, sell it, spend coke money hitman to take out the fiance (assuming he IS cheating, and fuck it, even it he’s not) and with the remainder of the money buy that girl you like something shiny.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 4:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote from ATL a.k.a. a_j: Don’t look for sympathy on RE. We don’t give a shit.
I learned that lesson a long time ago, learn yours now from ATLJoker.
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| Posted: May 27, 2008 4:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Good luck with life, its a bitch.
And then you marry one!
Quote: people who say they have connections don’t,
Everyone knows when you do have connections you never ever mention that you do.
Actually , I got connections for weed.
I also got connections from other states.
The only thing is , people that don’t mention there connections are smart. They can make you look like a damn fool.
As for you chip. If your going to sell blow , don’t snort it. Its a hard lesson I’ve learned (not with blow , with weed) , but there is only certain kinds of people that can sell and do drugs. You have to have self control. One time I had to make 120 for an ounce and Smoked a quarter of it thinking I could get 30bucks easy. Well I didn’t and after 3 weeks I got robbed and my ass beat.
As for the girl , if you call out your connections in front of her and her friends it will make you look like a fool. Try to respect them and if they don’t respect you then ask them why. Fighting isn’t always the answer but if you need to then don’t look like a pussy , but do not however carry heat , and if you do make sure it is loaded, that way your girl doesn’t think you are being a pussy.
Shit I’m just writting my thoughts down.
As for your sisters b/f , sit down with him and be a tough guy. Pull out your gun or knife in front of him and brag about how your sisters last boyfriend ended up naked in a dumpster in new york or something rediculously possibly imtimidating like that.
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