I just wrote a paper on a book I didn’t read
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:14 p.m. - Subject: I just wrote a paper on a book I didn’t read |
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I’m a Senior and my last day is next Wednesday. Needless to say I have Senioritus, bad.
My English teacher gave us a paper at the beggining of the quarter. We had to read a book, then determine the authors point and write a paper on how they used different literary elements to prove the point. Well, I didn’t read the book I chose (Lord of the Flies), but I just wrote the most bombass paper.
Talk about times you’ve been given something to do and you didn’t do it, but BS’d it perfectly.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Same thing but tenth grade. I had to write a research paper about how a person changed the world and some struggles they went through. I got a B- on it.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol wtf read that book in 9th grade english!
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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In 8th we had a gay essay to do about what you want to be when you grow up and what you use math in that job. So I wrote I wanted to be an algebra teacher because it would use alot of math and aced it with a 105%
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yea my school never made us read it, but I read it on my own a few years ago. I wasn’t going to re-read it when I picked it. Thank god for spark notes
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Why the Hell is that in the 12th grade curriculum. I read that shit in my freshman year. It was actually pretty good but kind of boring.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 7:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had to write an essay on any topic and I picked the Red Hot Chili Peppers and I copied every word of it from wikipedia and got a 100% on it.
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'Eggo Rapo'
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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My science high school graduation test was about something that had to do with a science teacher that helped you or some bullshit. I slept for most of the time we had and then I made up a whole bunch of bullshit about a teacher. I choose my physics teacher, but most of the stuff was false and I knew they wouldn’t check for accuracy, they only wanted to know how good my writing skillz were and my skillz are amazing. I got a good score on it, but I forgot what exactly it was.
I hate essay questions so I usually bullshit through them and I get a lot of easy points for little actual effort.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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One time I had to do a project in 6th grade about the Great Wall of China. The day before it was due I copy pasted pictures and text off the internet and spent about 15 minutes on it. I got a 96%, my friend who spent 5 hours on it over the course of 2 weeks got a 94%.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Jesus christ... you don’t happen to live where I do? My teacher gave us the exact same assignment.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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a newfag just posted this shit on a chan!
fuck you
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: One time I had to do a project in 6th grade about the Great Wall of China. The day before it was due I copy pasted pictures and text off the internet and spent about 15 minutes on it. I got a 96%, my friend who spent 5 hours on it over the course of 2 weeks got a 94%.
they don’t care about copypasta until highschool
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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last year for the fun of it, I quoted a bunch of characters from the TV show Stargate SG1
such as ’Doctor Daniel Jackson’ and got a 92% on a science essay =P
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 8:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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How the hell do you think I passed 9th and 10th grade honors English. Of the combined grade’s 23 books, I read 2. Yes the single digit two. I passed English 9 Honors with a final grade of 93 and 10th with an 89.
Bullshit FTW.
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 9:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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also, this year my math teacher NEVER checked homework, just asked us for our marks after we corrected it, so me and my buddy would be sitting there staring at our blank pieces of paper, and giving ourselves 19/20 almost every day =P
came back to bite him in the ass during the exam though, but for me I actually raised my mark from an 83 to a 91 =D
I think i only actually did 2 or 3 assignments over the course of the entire term bahahaha
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 9:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nice Maxwell. Haha my math teacher checks, but he’s oblivious to the fact that some people use the same exact homework for a week, just they scribble out a new thing each day.
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 12:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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I enjoy reading decent books but if they make me read bullshit books I go fuck that and use the interbutts to my advantage
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'The Albino Ethiopian'
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 4:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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This year we had a paper due on Valentine’s day about what it takes to make a good relationship. The night before I downed 2 liters of Mountain Dew and wrote a paper on date rape.
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 10:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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I had to report on Ivanhoe and I had my mom read and tell me about it. Got a B on it.
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 10:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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your mom is dumb
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