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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:23 p.m. - Subject: blowjob |
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tips on giving a good blowjob. i’m not bad at it but i wanna make it better. i heard tongue piercings help...but im not up to get my tongue pierced yet...
im a chick btw...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fill your mouth with thumbtacks.
It works.
Watch hours of porn, watch and learn.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote TheFallenAngel: Blowjob
YES PLEASE!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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also, on a side note,
my ex had her tongue pierced and i didn;’t even NOTICE it lmfao
im pretty sure tongue piercings are only good for girls =P not guys haha
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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i have my tongue pierced and it doesn’t make it better for the girls(i’m straight). but you play with it constantly in your mouth which makes you really good with your tongue, thus making you better at kissing and lickin up some pussy.
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Power Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: May 28, 2008 10:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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I can do very trick in the book with my tongue. I can do the lil "W" shape at the tip, roll it both ways, fold it, tube, unwrap Starbursts, tie cherry stems, flick the tip faster than you can see, etc. I don’t have the same ’disability’ that Kevin Smith has, but I agree with him: "I wasn’t blessed with a huge cock, so I figured if I ever wanted a girl to come back to me I had to learn to eat pussy well." I’m just double blessed I guess.
As far as your situation Fallen Angel, if you are over the age of 13 you can give me your address and I will give you something to practice on, critique you when you’re wrong and reward you with baby gravy when you’re right.
Seriously, what’s the age and address?
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Normal Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 12:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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kk ill try next time a suck one thx for th info
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 12:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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Step 1, Close mouth.
Step 2, Open legs.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 4:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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Less RE will help.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 5:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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No teeth, lots of practise.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 5:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fresh magma.
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 5:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Suck it
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 6:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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use tongue more than sucking, and concentrate on the ridge where shaft becomes head. if youre in america, apparently most men are circumcised there so it should be easier. and even if youre really bad at it, if you swallow hel come back for more.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 6:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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HOORAY FOR UNCIRCUMCISION!
hows that for non-conformism
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 7:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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less than 10% of men are circumcised in the uk, but in america its around 80%. at least according to a video on youtube that comes up when you search for porn.
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 7:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’m chopped and proud. I wouldn’t want to clean cottage cheese out of my cockhead.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 10:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Practice on a popcicle. If you can suck all the juice out of in one suck then move to the real thing.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 10:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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stfu yipper
angel, asl?
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 10:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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go look up Heather Brooks videos
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 29, 2008 1:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Tongue not teeth.
That’s all you need, the rest is practice.
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