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da_comeback_kid123


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Posted: May 29, 2008 3:56 p.m. - Subject: friendship problem

theres this new dude hes asian and he justmoved in late febuary.We somehow became friendsbut had several break ups for i week then came back but then repeats. We were playing martial arts when he whiped me so i used my judo on himw. thatfucker tried kicking me but i kicked his gut. he goes all emo then say that was an acident. we were cool for 2 weeks. i is cool but he says gayshit like u have 20 dads. but i keep hitting him. he is fag. he wants me more than i want hime which i dont. how do i tell to fuck off and stop bothering me without him being gay and call me?


DamnBastard


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:01 p.m. - Subject:

Learn some English, then you can just tell him.


Pirate_Astronaut


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:02 p.m. - Subject:

i cant understand what you just typed.


Kanye


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:03 p.m. - Subject:

Sorry to say this but he wants a little more than friendship.


Bassist4734


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:04 p.m. - Subject:

Didn’t understand ANY of that at all. But what it sounds like to me is that he is your boyfriend and it’s an abusive relationship


T-D-D


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:04 p.m. - Subject:

That was a weird thing. Your defiantly a weird kid. You are trying really hard to not sound like a pussy but still say you dont want to hurt his feeeeelings. Wow


-Xtr-


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:05 p.m. - Subject:

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more than i want hime

Are you admitting your faggotry or are you just a dumbass chick?


da_comeback_kid123


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:06 p.m. - Subject:

dud im not gay hes just my so called friend but hes is so anying ang gay and he wont stop.so i always kick him in the arms chest face.


Bungledonk


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:06 p.m. - Subject:

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We somehow became friendsbut had several break ups

Yeah, no.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject:

All that I got from that post was that some asian really wants you. Since neither of you can speak decent english I would just give in and let him bend you over


Whitekong


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject:

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he wants me more than i want hime


^^lol,

Stop defiling the English language and in a new reply to this thread rewrite your post in a understandable manner


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:08 p.m. - Subject:

from what I gather, you’re the catcher, and he’s the pitcher.


-Xtr-


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:10 p.m. - Subject:

Just admit you’re gay already. We can tell by the things you posted.


Whitekong


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:14 p.m. - Subject:

[quote]from what I gather, you’re the catcher, and he’s the pitcher.[\\quote]

da_comeback_kid123 came in this friendship a tight end and left it a wide receiver.


Whitekong


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:16 p.m. - Subject:

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from what I gather, you’re the catcher, and he’s the pitcher.


da_comeback_kid123 came in this friendship a tight end and left it a wide receiver.

Fixed


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:22 p.m. - Subject:

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theres this new dude hes asian and he justmoved in late febuary.We somehow became friendsbut had several break ups for i week then came back but then repeats. We were playing martial arts when he whiped me so i used my judo on himw. thatfucker tried kicking me but i kicked his gut. he goes all emo then say that was an acident. we were cool for 2 weeks. i is cool but he says gayshit like u have 20 dads. but i keep hitting him. he is fag. he wants me more than i want hime which i dont. how do i tell to fuck off and stop bothering me without him being gay and call me?


let me just run this through my handy translator machine



DING!

TRANSLATION COMPLETE:

Hello, I’m having problems. I found out recently that my boyfriend is infact asian, and his claims of having sensitive eyes was truly a lie. We finally bedded down together, and after a few hours of sensual snuggling, I finally got the nerve to let him take my flower. When I managed to slide out of my short shorts, he stripped faster then Michael Jackson in Daddy Daycare III, but oh what a surprise I had coming. Well actually not cumming by the looks of it. Seeing a cocktail weiner where I was expecting a (five dollar) footlong made me question our relationship. It seems the spark had left, but HE wouldn’t have anything to do with that. After he smacked me around, and used his Karate powers on me, I finally broke and submitted. Over the next few hours I had the worst sex ever.

Unfortunately, He didn’t get the point that I no longer want his body pressed up against mine, can you, The members of RE, give me some advice as to what to do in this situation?


Flactornum


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Posted: May 29, 2008 4:29 p.m. - Subject:

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he says gayshit like u have 20 dads


Now THAT made me LOL.


Brjo


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Posted: May 29, 2008 5:09 p.m. - Subject:

Anyone has having a problem with RE, My URL says I’m no RE but I appear to have gone to a myspace page. Uh oh, help I don’t go on MySpace for a reason


Toasty


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Posted: May 29, 2008 5:26 p.m. - Subject:

You should come over here and suck the coffee stains off of my asshole.


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: May 29, 2008 5:33 p.m. - Subject:

that sounds like a party RER, can I come?

I’ll bring the chloroform, tequilla, and 300 pound black man named ’little billy’
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