High time I report this information
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 2:34 p.m. - Subject: High time I report this information |
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My mother found my cucumber plant, saw it was looking under-watered (I forgot to water it the day before), took it downstairs, watered it, and left it there all weekend.
I was shitting myself because I thought she was gonna confront me about it, despite the fact that she knew about it. I just thought she was going to humiliate me or do something of that effect.
On Sunday night I finally give up avoiding her due to huge craving of bacon sammich. She didn’t even seem to realize that I was shitting myself over this.
BUT. After some discussion which I can’t fully remember because I was a little high at the time, she said I could keep it and we could put it out in the garden. Which, is fucking AWESOME.
I’d upload a picture right now, but my computer’s fucked it’s shit up.
=D
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Doesnt sound as important as you made it out to be.
Take it to 420chan, son.
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 2:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Already have.
They came butterflies.
Also, your avatar - it is awesome.
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'black people'
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m sorry...your cucumber plant? Am I missing something here? I always thought I knew a lot of not-well-known drugs...
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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His cucumber plant.
Not his cucumber plant
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I’m sorry...your cucumber plant? Am I missing something here? I always thought I knew a lot of not-well-known drugs...
ITT: Cucumber=Marijuana
He just uses that to get away with posting durg topics so RER doesnt delete them.
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'black people'
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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ohhhh....you mean his "cucumber" plant....meaning special "cucumbers"?
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'black people'
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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You might wanna reconsider that garden idea though. Unless you have a good place to put it where it’s relatively concealed, growing cucumbers can get you in some big trouble man.
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: ohhhh....you mean his "cucumber" plant....meaning special "cucumbers"?
Uhhh...yeah...
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: growing cucumbers can get you in some big trouble man.
LOL.
I’m gonna plant it near the middle so it’s not very well seen.
Nobody in my village knows what a cucumber looks like, so it doesn’t really matter too much.
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'black people'
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dude...you live in a village?
That’s fucking awesome. Where?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hello, officer ACDC.
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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LoL....
So, your mom knows, or doesn’t know what a cucumber plant is?
If you get your mom to help you raise cucumbers without knowledge... Epic. X-D
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AIM
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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I want to eat yourcucumber plant(s).
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nah, my mom knows what it is. She said it was a ’beautiful little plant’.
lolhippie.
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol, good story
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'black people'
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 4:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Hello, officer ACDC.
ok...you got me.
So how’s your cucumber plant coming? You should join grasscity.com (if you haven’t already). It’s my favorite forum about everything cucumber.
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Your mom is clever. She knows it will get eaten by rabbits or spider mites if it’s outside and then she won’t have to argue with you about it. XD
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 5:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Watch it!
She might be stealin’ yo weedz.
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 5:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Huh?
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