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DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 2:34 p.m. - Subject: High time I report this information

My mother found my cucumber plant, saw it was looking under-watered (I forgot to water it the day before), took it downstairs, watered it, and left it there all weekend.

I was shitting myself because I thought she was gonna confront me about it, despite the fact that she knew about it. I just thought she was going to humiliate me or do something of that effect.
On Sunday night I finally give up avoiding her due to huge craving of bacon sammich. She didn’t even seem to realize that I was shitting myself over this.

BUT. After some discussion which I can’t fully remember because I was a little high at the time, she said I could keep it and we could put it out in the garden. Which, is fucking AWESOME.

I’d upload a picture right now, but my computer’s fucked it’s shit up.

=D


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject:

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report

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information


Doesnt sound as important as you made it out to be.

Take it to 420chan, son.


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 2:45 p.m. - Subject:

Already have.
They came butterflies.
Also, your avatar - it is awesome.


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:06 p.m. - Subject:

I’m sorry...your cucumber plant? Am I missing something here? I always thought I knew a lot of not-well-known drugs...


igloo_


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:08 p.m. - Subject:

His cucumber plant.
Not his cucumber plant


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:09 p.m. - Subject:

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I’m sorry...your cucumber plant? Am I missing something here? I always thought I knew a lot of not-well-known drugs...

ITT: Cucumber=Marijuana

He just uses that to get away with posting durg topics so RER doesnt delete them.


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:09 p.m. - Subject:

ohhhh....you mean his "cucumber" plant....meaning special "cucumbers"?


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:12 p.m. - Subject:

You might wanna reconsider that garden idea though. Unless you have a good place to put it where it’s relatively concealed, growing cucumbers can get you in some big trouble man.


igloo_


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:12 p.m. - Subject:

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ohhhh....you mean his "cucumber" plant....meaning special "cucumbers"?

Uhhh...yeah...


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:25 p.m. - Subject:

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growing cucumbers can get you in some big trouble man.

LOL.

I’m gonna plant it near the middle so it’s not very well seen.
Nobody in my village knows what a cucumber looks like, so it doesn’t really matter too much.


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:26 p.m. - Subject:

Dude...you live in a village?

That’s fucking awesome. Where?


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:32 p.m. - Subject:

Hello, officer ACDC.


Dodge


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:40 p.m. - Subject:

LoL....
So, your mom knows, or doesn’t know what a cucumber plant is?
If you get your mom to help you raise cucumbers without knowledge... Epic. X-D


Whitekong


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:42 p.m. - Subject:

I want to eat yourcucumber plant(s).


DebaserInTheAss


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 3:47 p.m. - Subject:

Nah, my mom knows what it is. She said it was a ’beautiful little plant’.
lolhippie.


E-zizzle


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject:

lol, good story


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 4:20 p.m. - Subject:

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Hello, officer ACDC.

ok...you got me.

So how’s your cucumber plant coming? You should join grasscity.com (if you haven’t already). It’s my favorite forum about everything cucumber.


The__Overlord


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 5:36 p.m. - Subject:

Your mom is clever. She knows it will get eaten by rabbits or spider mites if it’s outside and then she won’t have to argue with you about it. XD


Pentium


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 5:45 p.m. - Subject:

Watch it!
She might be stealin’ yo weedz.


igloo_


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008 5:59 p.m. - Subject:

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weedz.

Huh?
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