You Ain’t Got Shit
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:21 p.m. - Subject: You Ain’t Got Shit |
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Hey hey.
So today @ lunch my friend and i got bored so we decided to walk down to the oval.
Long story short we noticed people playing football.
I never go down to the oval so i was amused at how serious these kids took the game. So serious when people tried to join in their got all shitty. So my friend decided to mimic some weird ass show which has a game "my ball" but mod it to suit us. Like, he said "Alright we shall grab the ball and run off and see how long until they get it back". Aparently i was suppose to run with him.
Because he got the ball, then ran back saying "Haha you are suppose to come with".
So i said "Fine, let’s get it again".
At this stage the kids had been aware of our antics.
So when someone kicked a goal and i grabbed the ball one kid filled with rage did a headlock tackle on me, i chucked the ball to my other buddy, and the rage kid let go of me and headed torwards my friend.
So i jumped on top of the rage quit and said "Cragyyyyy settle down big fella" and he got me in a headlock and wouldn’t let go.
So i was like ":@" and started to punch the back of his head in rage. He wouldn’t let go so i punched him some more. Then he let go and just stared at me.
I kinda felt bad for him and didn’t try and fight more. Seeing as he didn’t even hit me.
Then as he was walking off
i said
"You ain’t got shit Craig" for lulz.
And he came back in huff and my friend kicked him in the back of the leg. And the kid tried to fight my friend.
But my friend is a pussy and didn’t stand up.
true story.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got laid once.
(four words just pwnt your story FF =D)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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...Sooooo youre bragging about how you fought a guy who didnt fight back?
Huh.
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Normal Egg
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AIM YIM
BLOCKED, EXPIRES Oct 21, 2008
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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kthx. No-one really takes it that seriously at my school...
But when we won it was like there was a riot in the city. There was booze and police and very happy people and streamers and boomboxes and people who came up to your car to give you a high five everywhere. And everyone was holding down their car horns too. Pretty crazy.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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i also got laid, twice, max. even though you’ve had heaps of sex (unlike your bum buddy bungle) lolol.
and bungle i’m telling people about this kid (who happened to wrestle like you) got me in a lock because he wanted my cock so bad and wouldn’t let go.
and i know bungle is like "MAN I WISH I GOT LAID AND DRANK CASK WINE AND LISTENED TO HARDSTYLE AND FIGHTS RAGE KIDS BUT FUCK I CANE BE THAT COOL SO ILL JUST BE A JEW TO FF AND CALL HIM NAMES"
iknoyoursecretlol
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: (unlike your bum buddy bungle)
Yeah, cause bragging about it on the internet totally doesnt make it skeptical, right?
*shrugs*
Quote: "MAN I WISH I GOT LAID AND DRANK CASK WINE AND LISTENED TO HARDSTYLE AND FIGHTS RAGE KIDS BUT FUCK I CANE BE THAT COOL SO ILL JUST BE A JEW TO FF AND CALL HIM NAMES"
Again: Bragging on the internet; Itll make everyone believe youre a total badass, huh?
That im secretly Horatio?
...
*puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Master Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: But when we won it was like there was a riot in the city. There was booze and police and very happy people and streamers and boomboxes and people who came up to your car to give you a high five everywhere. And everyone was holding down their car horns too. Pretty crazy.
Corey DeLaney plays with your team at school, then?!
P.S. My forum posts are OVER 9,00-
Oh wait, amidoinitrite?
Just kidding. I had to bring out the fact I’ve gotten over 8,000 posts.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Corey DeLaney plays with your team at school, then?!
He was on Australian Big Brother, and for some odd reason he has two last names. DeLaney and "Worthington", i thought Worthington was his real one, but that’s besides the point. Also, he lives near me. And some dude i know went to his party.
Oh, and congratulations on the forum posts.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2008 11:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shoulda stabbed dat ho!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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I called some indian’s sister a slut, so he (later that day) kicked my locker door into my head.
I punched him in the upper chest/lower throat 5 times.
I don’t know how he’s going, but I have my wrist strapped cause I twisted it on the last punch, and my knuckles are severely bruised, and my whole hand is sore.
I hope he’s in pain, at least more than me.
Good thing is, he’s a straight edge curry munch, so he won’t have any painkillers.
Getting punched in the neck is a real bitch.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Haha
Straight Edge is for faggots
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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^ why? because they have the ability to say no to mind altering drugs? fucking noob.
not EVERYONE needs booze or shit to be happy you know.
(though if someone told ME i could have no more beer, I’d promptly cry before going into a maniacal rage. =D)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Yes, that’s exactly the reason why. Fucking noob
vvv
fyi i’m a spy
and EN
^^^
People who don’t need it to be happy just don’t know how much better happy could be.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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If half the emos of the world were not straight edge..
We wouldnt have half of the emos in the world as we do.
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 11:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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That was a nice story
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Doopliss is straight edge.
And doopliss is my nigger
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m straight edge
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 12:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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You do know being straight edge means you don’t have sex also?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 1:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yessir, straight edge for live
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'Dead Nigger Storage'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 18, 2008 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m gay edge.
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