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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:06 a.m. - Subject: Australia |
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Sucks.
Discuss.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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Oh and theres a reason behind this topic. Ill just bring out that reason once a couple responses have been elicited.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’d like to stick my nuts in the pouch.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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They steal your stuff at customs.
They wanna bring in a NATIONAL MANDATORY PORN FILTER.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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Im glad an Australian admits Australia sucks.
But it doesnt suck for the reason im going to get at.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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I have a Koala for a pet.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:20 a.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, but it’s Jewish on so many levels. The firework laws, the driving laws, and the schools. Jesus, it’s so fucking stupid. God bless America.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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A- I wish I had a koala bear as a pet. I’m like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head. (I will reward you with absolutely nothing if you remember what thats from)
B- Hah, internet porn filter. GET A PRIVATE PORN TRACKER ACCOUNT AND DOWNLOAD WHILE YOU CAN!
Real reason I made this thread:
According to Adult Swim, Australia is afraid of cats. And not just any cats. Supercats. 6-900m tall creatures that can eat a Kangaroo whole.
Enjoy your supercats.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Are you talking about lions and tigers? i thought America had those. We just have- Wait, aren’t they in Africa? God, shows me knowledge of my country.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Watch more Adult Swim, FAGIT.
And yeah, we have lions and tigers. IN MOTHERFUCKING ZOOS CAUSE THATS HOW AWESOME WE AS A COUNTRY ARE.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Zoo’s? What are they? Your country most be way ahead of ours, and oh so sophisticated. Our kangaroos and lions (not too sure about the lions) run wild on the streets.
Seriously.
Once i was near a KFC and walked past a CONSTRUCTION SITE, and saw kangaroos jumping around INSIDE THE CONSTRUCTION SITE, and i was like "Dear God, this isn’t even a nature reserve"
Oh, don’t get me started about these "nature reserves"
"OH HAI LETS GET ABOUT 100 X 100 METRES OR LAND AND PLACE 50 KANGAROOS AND A COUPLE OF KOALAS IN THAR AND PUT A SIGN UP SAYING "NATURE RESERVE" AND SIT BACK"
Seriously, shit ain’t safe. They even have road signs warning people of Koalas, in case they jump out of the reserve and hit a car.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Dont disrespect my country. :(
I fucking hate Mexico. Such a fucking dump.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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Zoo==Nature Reserve
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Not here, nature reserve = land with wild animals. Zoo = land with gift shops and food and animals in cages and shit.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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I fucking hate Mexico. Such a fucking dump.
Poor job hiding that.
Also, what does that have to do with Aus == suck?
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I fucking hate Mexico. Such a fucking dump.
You _do_ know that im a natural-born American, right?
Silly fatty!
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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We call those forest preserves.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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You _do_ know that im a natural-born American, right?
I do now.
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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K, then I retract the fatty statement and replace it with "Silly Aussie".
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| Posted: Jun 25, 2008 12:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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How ironic, I got a cat today.
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