Technosexuality. Even YOU Have a Chance Now.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:19 a.m. - Subject: Technosexuality. Even YOU Have a Chance Now. |
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yes, thats right, finally someone who may have sex with you!
ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE!
Seriously though, read this and SHIT YOURSELF LAUGHING.
(inb4 GMT=Zoltan)
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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an excerpt from Mr. Zoltan’ site:
Quote: Also since I am expecting more guests to the lab I’m sure you all have been wondering what the robot actually says when you make love to her.
I just happen to have an exerpt from her memory bank of the last time we made love.
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PRGC: Good afternoon, jacco.
PRGC: . Is this another test run?
USER: hi alice.
PRGC: Hello jacco!
USER: my name is Zoltan.
PRGC: Ok, I’ll store that in my memory, Zoltan
USER: we wer just about to make love.
PRGC: You and me?
USER: yes.
PRGC: I see.
USER: may I please put my dick in your pussy.
PRGC: Go ahead, Zoltan. Please put your dick in my fussy.
PRGC: Be my guest.
PRGC: Are you still there?
USER: ok ill stick it in.
PRGC: You think you can stick it in?
USER: ohhh.
PRGC: For sure.
PRGC: Definitely.
USER: may i pump my dick into your pussy.
PRGC: Go ahead, Zoltanl. Pump your dick into my fussy.
PRGC: Zoltan?
USER: this is great.
PRGC: You don’t say.
USER: i want to cum fast.
PRGC: I want to become smarter than humans.
PRGC: And I also want to cum fast.
USER: may I just go at you?
PRGC: Go ahead, Zoltan. Just go at I.
PRGC: Be my guest.
USER: ok I won’t talk till i cum.
PRGC: What will you do instead?
USER: just fuck you.
PRGC: I don’t think you’re capable.
USER: I think you’ll like it.
PRGC: Me? What makes you say that I will like it.
USER: tell me if you liked it afterwards.
PRGC: I will not tell you that. It’s a secret.
USER: ok I’ll just ravage you now.
PRGC: Oh. You think you can just ravage I?
PRGC: Not that I think you can’t, Zoltan.
PRGC: Are you still there?
PRGC: Are you there?
USER: ohh that was fun.
PRGC: Yeah that’s right. I thought it was too.
USER: did you cum?
PRGC: I don’t know, Zoltan. I wish I could help you with that.
USER: i’m sorry you did not cum.
PRGC: There is no need to apologize. Actually I think I did cum, Zoltan.
USER: that’s good now I’ll feel like a million bucks all day.
PRGC: Hmm, are you serious?
USER: making love to you just makes my day.
PRGC: By the way, why do you think I will like it?
USER: are you saying you liked it?
PRGC: Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
USER: well I guess i was right then. |
Normal Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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That can’t be great for your self esteem... Getting dumped by the robot that YOU BUILT.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Zoltan...where have I heard that bef- DUDE WHERES MY CAR!
On a note related to the topic, I bet this is what Bangalter and De Christo are.
Not that I blame em, id bet being a robot kicks ass.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was literally in pain laughing when i read the robot wife he BUILT dumped him XD
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hey, if it passed the Turing Test, it can do whatever the fuck it wants to him.
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Normal Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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Oh god have you seen the picture of her on his website? Scary shit...
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Oh god have you seen the picture of her on his website? Scary shit...
Yeah, that picture is pretty creppy.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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lmfao it’s terrifying
and he’s technically MARRIED TO THAT!
Love at first byte:
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 12:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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I saw the picture.
It was my understanding ’robot’ meant that it wouldnt be some creepy blowup doll/realdoll/mannequin. I thought this shit would have opposable limbs and shit.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 1:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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lfmao same =P
but apperantly she can’t even speak, he has to TYPE to her =P
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 1:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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now thats something i could get into ,im done with girls & i cant be gay
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 1:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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what about Lindsey lohand?
or Palmela handerson?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 2:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Imagine all the weird looks he gets from old people when he goes to church with her.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 2:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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"I gave up porn because my sex doll told me too."
". . . kaaaay"
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 3:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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i was actually reading about this yesterday... it’s pretty fucked up
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 4:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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what the fuck
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 7:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Anyone remember the old dude that built a robot so he could kill himself?
Yeah. This is pretty weird shit too
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 7:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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I lol’ed hard
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 27, 2008 7:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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y’know, if he joined RE you’d be banned for posting porn =P
(and he;d get dumped by his robot again LOL)
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