Zombies Have Risen! It’s Up to You to Save Us All!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 10:47 a.m. - Subject: Zombies Have Risen! It’s Up to You to Save Us All! |
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. . here’s a fucking crowbar.
seriously.
does that not piss anyone else off?
you start a game, and the whole plot depends on you to save the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET, so you get handed a crowbar. (or better yet, a fucking FLASH LIGHT)
why don’t they toss you a nice machine gun?
or a fucking light sabre even?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 10:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Crowbars are badass
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Normal Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 10:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t see a problem with it. I kind of like the idea of a crowbar being your only weapon for a bit.
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'Dead Nigger Storage'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 10:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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I want to play this game and find out what all the fuss about it. How do I go about obtaining this shit? msg me
I think I played it one like 2 or 3 years ago at this kid house and I didn’t like it.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 11:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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i don’t mind the idea of whipping out a crow bar and fucking something up
but don’t you think it’s a LITTLE fucked up that someone wants you to save earth, so they give you a bludgeoning tool?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 11:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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All video games are rediculous when you pick them apart.
The reason HE needs to save the world is probably bullshit too.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Not as bad as that goddamn wooden sword . . .
Although you can open the console and enter in sk_plr_dmg_crowbar 200 for instant bloody crowbar death to all forms of life.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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what game is it?
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'The One And Only'
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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half-life 2?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 12:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hate it when you start a game where you have to fight off about 10,000 zombies and for the first 3,000 zombies, you get to use a really really really weak pistol.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Resident evil’s. They own though. Best game series EvAr. Resident evil 5 is coming soon! You kill nager zombies all day.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 2:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thats ridiculas. How would you save the world with a crowbar? it would be pretty damn hard to do with a machine gun, it would be imppossible with a crowbar. But its just a game
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 7:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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whats WORSE then having to save the world with only a fucking HAND GUN?
walking into a room with 6 zombies in it, when you know you will only have five bullets for the next four rooms.
fucking resie evil ;o
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 30, 2008 8:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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the crowbar is a great tool when zombies take over the world, since its both a weapon and a tool. As a weapon, three functions- clawed end would messily rip anything apart, turn it 180 and the blunt end can be used as a bat. flip it upside down and now it can be used like a manual jackhammer, good for jabbing or punching holes in things. As a tool, its already known as a "wreaking" bar, so wreaking obstacles is one use. Its also a pry bar, for opening things, and can be used as a makeshift clawed end hammer, to hammer things or remove nails.
If the zombies take over the world, I would definitely have the crowbar as one of the must-have weapons. Next to that is my .22lr rifle, which I have plenty of ammo for, ammo is easy to get, weighs very little, and the .22lr is just powerful enough to penetrate the skull and scramble a zombie’s brain. Anything else would be too heavy, ammo will be scarce, and make too much noise.
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