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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:03 p.m. - Subject: social skills |
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hello rotteneggs
i am so fucking sick and tired of being used like for example..
4 months ago i was at a bday an enemy of was there with his cousin. his cousin was very nice and i never pissed him off. about 1 hour later he insults me. i saw my enemys cousin at anothe meeting it turns out he is related to me. he is my dads frends son. he said he did it cuz his cousin forced him.
how can i develop social skills?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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talk + make friends= profit
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Friends don’t make you related?
Learn2grammar.
GTFO the internet if you want social skills, the best way is to practice by talking to people and not being on the computer all day.
Your threads never fail to impress me at the idoicy of you.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Run up to people with your dick sticking out of your unzipped zipper hole from your pants yelling out "PENIS NIGGER!"
Youll be the life of the party.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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just be urself lolol
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Beg people to be friends with you
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: just be urself lolol
For once, I agree with him.
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'DU HAST MICH'
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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rofl @ you
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Beg people to be friends with you
LMAO!
no but srsly the only way to get friends is to talk to ppl, being on the interwebs all day isnt going to get u friends.... like jsut an hour ago i was at my aunts canada day party and i was chilling with my cousins getting baked and drinking :D, we smoked like 4 grams and i drank like 10ish beers
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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well garlock ppl dont like me for who i am
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: no but srsly the only way to get friends is to talk to ppl, being on the interwebs all day isnt going to get u friends.... like jsut an hour ago i was at my aunts canada day party and i was chilling with my cousins getting baked and drinking :D, we smoked like 4 grams and i drank like 10ish beers
tl;dr: Fuck being yourself, smoke durgs and durnk alcohol to be kewl. Its the only way.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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da_comeback_kid123, do you speak english as a primary language?
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'Deity Egg'
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: like jsut an hour ago i was at my aunts canada day party and i was chilling with my cousins getting baked and drinking :D, we smoked like 4 grams and i drank like 10ish beers
What does that non-discreet "sweet brag" have to do with any part of "making friends" or "social skills"?
I sitll think this is the funniest kid on RE, and if not, troll. I can’t help but laugh at all of his "problems" combined with the fact that I have to decode each sentence like it’s a dead language.
Anyways, all I can tell you is, don’t get hung up on insults first of all. Unless it’s completely and totally uncalled for, most people are just joking around. Just be yourself and try to find people who have common interests in the same things that you do. Last but not least, just don’t be a douche-bag. Try to find different ways of interacitng with people, whether it be getting involved in whatever recreational activity they might be doing, tell some jokes and show people a humorous side, or just bring a topic that interests you and might interest other people and discuss it. If all else fails, tell some embarrassing or badass stories you might have of yourself. That’s the one way to always have people eating out of the palm of your hand, especially if you do it right.
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'The Devil' Forum Moderator
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 3:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: well garlock ppl dont like me for who i am
I don’t imagine they like you for who you are either
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 5:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just ask people- I think we should meet up some time for casual sex.
THANK YOU /b/.
Seriously, it works better than you would think- in some cases.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 5:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Play the lottery everyday, or become rich another way
Then EVERYONE will love you.
Anyone can get laid if they have money
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 5:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: i saw my enemys cousin at anothe meeting it turns out he is related to me. he is my dads frends son.
O Rly?
Quote: Just ask people- I think we should meet up some time for casual sex.
Hahaaaa
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 5:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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simply leave this site.. =(
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 6:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: well garlock ppl dont like me for who i am
Then fuck those people.
How about you stop listening to the advice from the fuck tards on this site and JUST DO WHATEVER THE FUCK MAKES YOU HAPPY AND DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 01, 2008 6:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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*Giggle giggle*
yeah Danno is right.
btw, whats a mano?
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