Dog Collar = Cheap Home Secuirty
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'Mr. Boombastic'
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 8:38 p.m. - Subject: Dog Collar = Cheap Home Secuirty |
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I’ve wondered this for a while, since this morning, and I think that it could work.
You know those electric dog collar things? Well I’m not sure how they work exactly but I’m thinking you can use it on other things, like important or expensive shit you don’t want being stolen. Again, I don’t know how those collars work so I may be wrong. You could possibly take whatever causes the shock and put it on something and if someone tries to steal it, they’ll be shocked and shit. I imagine that it would fuck up any thing electronic so it wouldn’t do you any good if you use it on it.
I was thinking if you can take the piece that shocks the dog off the collar and then put it on something you don’t want leaving your house. So if someone tries to steal your shit, they get shocked. After typing this up, I realized that it’s inefficient and doesn’t sound like it would work.
Well, anyways what do you think? Good idea, or not? Someone should make an egg out of it if you think you can get it to work. I don’t have a dog collar so I can’t try it out myself.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 8:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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The shocking devices on those collars are a little larger than a 9-volt battery with two fairly long prongs sticking out of them.
It would be very hard to conceal.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 8:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Here’s a picture.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 8:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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It’s a good idea, but I think what happens is that when you cross the line the collar (or maybe the transmiter that you attached to the shit you are trying to protect) sends a signal to the main system thing which makes it shock. So, I think to make your idea work you would have to send a shock through whatever they’re stealing, and if it’s electonics, may fuck it up. But idk, I suppose it could work.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 9:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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A black person thinking of PREVENTING crime?
What has this world come to!
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 9:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Wow...lol.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 9:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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My friend has one of these and one day we got bored and decided to mess arond with it. I put it around my arm and it gives off a very small shock. It wasn’t even strong enough to make my muscle twitch. Now I suppose if someone didn’t expect it that it would surprise him but even if he dropped it he could just pick it up again and endure the slight discomfort.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 9:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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You’re friend must have a shitty one or not have had it turned up high, most of them thinks hurt like a bitch.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, Chompys right, turn one of those suckers up and they hurt like a motherfucker.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 11:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wouldn’t work.
It’s too big and even if they didn’t notice it, you’d have to be lucky enough for them to have their had on one of the prongs.
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| Posted: Jul 04, 2008 11:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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It’d be fun to shock the testicles or twat of a willing participant, but tough to conceal that thing in such a way that a thief would have the electrodes against his skin while stealing your stuff. It’d be better to modify a stun gun, a disposable camera, or a police-style taser, which you can buy now.
Or make a trick toilet seat with the dog collar shcocker embedded, and shock people on the bowl when they close the bathroom door and pinch a loaf.
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