Weed Drug Screenings (plz help me pass my piss test!)
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 11:55 a.m. - Subject: Weed Drug Screenings (plz help me pass my piss test!) |
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-Ok, i have a little situation @ hand, wich i hope isn’t really that bad but never the less its makin me rather nervous. I’ve already talked and explained how i became entrapped in a bad situation regarding Johhny Law and weed. (I’m currently awaiting trial for "conspiracy to violate drug laws"). Anyway i havent smoked anything for several months, since like last march/april.
Yet this week (sunday through yesterday i went away to "camp" hiking the appalachian trail. On monday night one of the kids broke out sum weed and rolled up a J and offered me sum. He explained that even though i am also on drug testing i can avoid having weed show up on my drug screening by drinking 3-4 Nalgene water-bottles full of water a day. I agreed 2 risk it and took about 5-6 hits of weed but didn’y hold them in 2 long, smoking it more like a ciggarrete than a joint. (About 5-10 seconds or less hit durations. Monday was the 30th of june, my drug screening piss test is on July 8th. I have been drinking a ton of water, way more than he reccomeded 2 be on the safe side and i’ve been extreamly physically active as well working up heavy sweats.
So i’ve just been wondering if the combination of pissing and sweating has got the shit out of my system. I consulted EROWID.ORG and they say since i havent smoked in forever the weed will we out of my system in 1-6 days. I was wondering if there is anything else i can do besides drinking a ton of cranberry juice the day of the test. Fellow stoners/ former stoners plz help me out!
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 12:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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how o they test? urine? mouth swab? hair?
i dont know really much about drugs and i havent ever used them but i believe if they test ur hair, it lasts for a month in ur hair, so u might be in trouble no matter how much u drink.
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 12:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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The won’t test your hair since those hair tests cost a hefty amount.
If they do saliva it will be fine.
If it’s urine just FUCKING WAIT and drink liquids that have a shit ton of antioxidants in them.
Go to 420chan next time for these kinds of questions. Keep this shit out of RE.
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 12:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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holding it in for 5 seconds absorbs all the THC into your lungs, dude
smoking like a cigarette is not holding it in at all
cranberry juice helps, drink an assload of it... you should be fine
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: holding it in for 5 seconds absorbs all the THC into your lungs, dude
smoking like a cigarette is not holding it in at all
Hint: You still get high
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 1:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: weed will we out of my system in 1-6 days.
They were lying.
Here’s an idea, you have a problem with that and you should quit. Yet you choose to be a fucking moron and continue on smoking it. What should you do? Quit.
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 1:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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ProTip: Don’t get caught.
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 1:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Yeah, he’s right. Also, try not to drink too much water because if your piss shows up really dilutued then it makes them pretty suspicious. Try drinking lots of juices, especially cranberry and orange.
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 2:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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You can actually over-hydrate yourself, so go easy on the water.
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| Posted: Jul 05, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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You can use B vitamins to keep your piss yellow if it looks diluted with water. Personally, I don’t see how water flushes THC or its metabolites out of your system, seeing as they’re stored in fat cells.
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