Munchies
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 7:26 p.m. - Subject: Munchies |
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There have been quite a few cooking/eating eggs lately, and I can’t cook for shit. I’m going to be living home alone for a week or two, and I need stuff to cook
A: For meals
B: tasty shit
C: easy shit for snacks
D: Stuff that = godly when high.
In return, awesome noodle recipe (easy as shit)
Cook some 2 minute noodles. Follow the fucking instructions. Don’t over cook them, if possible, cook them just a little less than usual. Also boil some chopped vegetables in the same pot.
When they’re cooked, throw them into an oiled wok/pan and crack one egg per packet of noodles into the pan.
Stir like crazy until the egg is cooked, make sure it’s distributed evenly.
Eat.
Something godly when high:
Grab a plate, cover the bottom in icing sugar, a fairly thick layer, at least a few millimeters thick.
Drop some marshmellows on the plate. Microwave that shit.
The marshmellows expand, quickly, keep an eye on it.
Get them real big, and then stop the microwave. allow them a few seconds to shrink, repeat.
They will caramelize, and go kinda hard, it becomes a marshmellow/candy hybrid.
The icing sugar stops it from sticking, because oh my fucking god it’s so sticky.
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 7:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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This is good when high: Make two Ego waffles then make a peanut butter sandwich out of it..... soooo good.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 8:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Man I gotta try that marshmallow thing, sounds kick ass dude!!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 8:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just be careful DD. Especially if you’re high.
I got sidetracked once, and filled my microwave with pink goop.
Teach me to fap while I’m cooking, hey.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 8:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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This is easy...
Use 1/2 package of letter pasta (you know, the kind in alphabet soup)
saute it in butter on medium heat until it gets sort of toasty brown
put in one cup of water and two beef bouillon cubes and let it boil until the pasta is cooked. You may need to add extra water as it cooks. It should have the consistency of stew or thick soup when finished.
Here’s another...
Get some potatoes and slice them thin. Coat with olive oil or butter and parmesan cheese. Put in a small baking dish. It’s better if the potatoes are spread out. Get some chicken thighs, wash them off. Put some flour and a lot of parmesan cheese in a baggy. Shake the chicken thighs in the flour and parmesan cheese. Put in another baking dish and cook both the potatoes and chicken at the same time at 350 degrees for an hour. The chicken skin should get crisp like fried chicken.
On that note... boil some spaghetti noodles. Drain when cooked and while still hot coat with butter and parmesan cheese. That’s it. Very delicious.
French toast is easy. Surely you know how to make that.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 8:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Teach me to fap while I’m cooking, hey. |
Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 8:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Gimp, I have growing suspicions that you are in fact, a house wife.
You can cook.
You can doctor, (I remember once, I had an infected toe that I was ready to take an axe to, but Gimp fixed it with wisdom and rubbing alcohol.
BUT- Can she clean?
Definitely saving those recipes Gimp, thanks.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think gimp is my middle school home ec teacher.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dude one time I found these
Milk Chocolate Covered Cashews it was better than sex at the time
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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Those dont seem like they would be better then sex ssboom. I t hink you are wrong ..yes very wrong indeed.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 12:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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I doubt it ssssssssbooom. Roman noodles are always good
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 3:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Roman noodles are always good
Is that when you piss in a bowl of noodles?
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 5:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Milk Chocolate Covered Cashews it was better than sex at the time
Translation: Milk Chocolate Covered Cashews is better than masturbating. (ha! Couldn’t resist)
Quote: Gimp, I have growing suspicions that you are in fact, a house wife.
You can cook.
You can doctor, (I remember once, I had an infected toe that I was ready to take an axe to, but Gimp fixed it with wisdom and rubbing alcohol.
BUT- Can she clean?
I am mostly a terrible cook. Those recipes and Taco Hell got me through college. I can cook a lot of things in a crock pot but only because you just sort of throw everything into it.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2008 3:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Make french fries.
Cut some potatoes in whichever way you prefer.
Put them in a pan and add oil [Just a little and you’ll have to pay fairly close attention, put in enough to cover them and you should only need to come and flip them over (without having to be too precise) every 5 minutes or so.]
When they’re done/brown put them on a few sheets of paper towels to drain off the excess oil (more oil = more paper towels).
Add salt, ketchup, etc.
They’ll take about 10-15 minutes on high.
Sticking a package of pre-cut fries in the oven might be easier, but they’re nowhere near as appetizing. Once you’ve got it down they’re pretty quick, fairly easy, really good and they go with just about anything or make an alright meal on their own.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2008 4:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I doubt it ssssssssbooom. Roman noodles are always good
*Ramen noodles.
They’re only good when you have no other choice.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2008 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah roman noodles aren’t ALWAYS good come on.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 10, 2008 7:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/376761.html
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 10, 2008 2:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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http://rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/361541.html
http://rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/200629.html
If you cant C+P these in the toolbar, dont eat.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 21, 2008 5:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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hahaha
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 21, 2008 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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useless bump of an old thread, ban him^^
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