Fine, You Want a REAL SmurfJuice Update?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:30 p.m. - Subject: Fine, You Want a REAL SmurfJuice Update? |
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fine.
I’m the informant.
it was fake.
Smurf actually got dumped a few weeks ago, because his girlfriend apperantly had a crush on his sister.
When his best friend found out, instead of TELLING Smurfy, he walked in on them ’accidentally’ one day and decied to get in on the action.
that happened about three months ago,
and only about a week ago, smurf found some picture on his sisters computer of her and his girlfriend making out, and having sex.
After being oddly turned on going through the pics, ge finally came to one of the pair of the girls sucking off his best friend John.
This is the part where smurf went apeshit insane.
but instead of actually killing anyone, He’s moving to east NY with his aunt and uncle, and plans on starting a newish life there working in his uncles repair shop.
also, a few of the pics of his sister and ex are pretty damned hot o.O
though his buddy john has one hell of a fat gut.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Pics, or it didn’t happen.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Pics, or it didn’t happen. |
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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fuck off, im not giving you pics of smurfs fucking SISTER =P
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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I call fake.
You were having a full on convo in his post, if you actually were the informant you would have stayed out of it.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Maxwell is a liar..
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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why the fuck would I stay out of it?
Then people wouldn’t THINK i was the informant.
originally we were going to wait a few weeks before telling anyone, but our hopes of massive drama, and curiosity went to hell.
so it got boring.
Smurf should be in NY by tomorrow night, and he’ll come on and confirm it haha
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: tomorrow night, and he’ll come on and confirm it
If this doesn’t happen we will hang you by your epeen.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 9:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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as long as he has an internet connection he’ll be on
if not ill save a convo from mobile aim and post it =P
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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See what I mean?
even THIS thread is fucking boring.
I -TOLD- him no one would REALLY care past the first twenty minutyes, but he didn’t believe me.
he was SURE after the pentium bomb thing, people would believe him, and actually go all insane about it, but nope haha
i fucking TOLD him =P
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Seemed so, I mean if someone were to actually do what he led us to believe he was going to do why the hell would he warn the RE community first?
Just didn’t make sense.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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I totally expected to get bel air’d
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thats another thing, he was SUPPOSED to leave it all subtle and NOT give out details (both to protect himself, and for more drama causing) but did he listen to THAT? fuckign no.
oh well. it was fun when it lasted.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh. Well, that’s still fucked up, but I’m glad that he’s entering a new chapter of his life and leaving his old one behind.
Hopefully he’ll still be coming around to visit the site as well.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol may be true may not be true.. but i don’t care that was an amusing story, that (if it’s true) probably resulted in some awesome pics.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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he only showed me one or two of the pics.
though his girlfriend WASN’T that hot, his sister is quite the fox =P
(and he’s going to shitkick em when he reads that LOL)
though yeah, he said after he settles down, and shit gets rolling again, he’s going to come back to RE every now and then.
just not NEARLY as often as he used too.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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why wouldn’t he come back. RE has nothing to do with it. really, accept he’ll probably be a bit embarassed about this for a while.
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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too bad he wasn’t from Kentucky cause then all would be well
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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he doesn’t want to come back completely becaus ehe’ll be working fulltime AND trying to get a new social life going.
which is going to suck ass for a few months seeing as he knows NO one in NY besides his aunt and uncle
plus after he makes a few grand he’s getting his own apartment and may be without internet for a few months
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| Posted: Jul 07, 2008 10:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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working where?
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