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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:36 p.m. - Subject: Untitled |
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were-postwhores- I mean, Aussies, are out tonight.
posthor +1 thread for all the roofags/ausfags/postwhoreausfags/fag-fags to contain their faggotry in.
Only reason I made it is to test out this new anti-faggotry software I have to prevent getting infected by the Ausfailian Posthor Syndrome, or A.P.S. as its known in the internet-scientific community.
Fun Fact: This thread isnt untitled, I typed ’Untitled’ in so it could be titled.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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u b smokin teh crak?
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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I DUNT BELEVE YOU
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Maxwell- Yes, but thats besides the point. If you look at most of the posts of the ausfag population of RE, youd notice that theyre mostly infected with A.P.S.
Some got some kind of vaccine which stunts the spread of the vaccine to the rest of the fingers on both hands, but its still too late for those few. The vaccine does help dramatically reduce the number of posthor’d posts that they make, though.
As for the rest of the RE ausfag populus, theyre all A.P.S. positive 1000x over. Further research shows that it might have to do with people messing with animals (same way that AIDS started out as a disease for monkeys, chimps, gorillas, etc. and then spread to humans), such as their convict ancestors fornicating with kangaroos on the island as there were no women left to mate with and, outside of being scientifically serious here for a second, your hand can only do so much.
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL HUS INFECTERED
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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^As you can tell, a side effect of Australian Postwhore Syndrome is that the virus attacks some parts of the brain that control basic reasoning and thought, which might explain why the postwhoring comes about, as they dont think before posting.
Other parts of the brain that might be affected are ones that control speech patterns (which causes them to talk in some kind of funny dialect, and use strange words as synonyms for other words), and ones that are also affected by asperger’s syndrome (in which you tell people things they dont care about, but still tell them), which comes back into play in the postwhoring when they make a postwhored post and say something in a topic about, say, computers like:
"OI GUYZ I JUST GOT A NEW 250cc BIKE HOW COOL EH IM GONNA GO TEST THIS BAD BOY OUT WHILE IM SMOKING A BIG FAT SPLIFF SEE YA LATER"
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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SHUT UP IM BUSY FAPING
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fun Fact: Aussies just got internet less than half a decade ago.
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 10:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Through Dr. Bungle’s studies, this can be proven from factual evidence that has corrupted other posts in various threads in the form of actual "posts".
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Through Dr. Bungle’s studies, this can be proven from factual evidence that has corrupted other posts in various threads in the form of actual "posts".
Read that to yourself. It makes no sense whatsoever.
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Read that to yourself. It makes no sense whatsoever.
Apparently in this advanced case, the virus has spread to the part of the brain that controls reading comprehension.
*speaking loudly and enunciating* H-OOOOW A-RRRRE Y-OOOO-U DOOO-IIING?
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Read that to yourself. It makes no sense whatsoever.
This is a "post whatever the fuck you want" thread. Besides, I think you’re a cool member.
Also, usually when it’s this late, none of my posts make sense. It doesn’t help that I watched a movie on "The Doors". Are you Garlock, though? He’s the only person that bothers pointing out my redundancies.
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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The A.P.S. case known by ’Kuso’ will now be referred to as ’Subject 338072’.
+100 fun points if you know where I got that number.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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isn’t 338072 the designation for some chromosome fuck up that causes retardation or some shit?
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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If guessing why I chose that number was measured on a map, and the correct answer was in Ireland, youd be in motherfucking antarctica with that guess.
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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lmfao
then i have no fucking idea.
you sure you didn’t just pull it out of your ass? =P
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL BACK NAO
Quote: This is a "post whatever the fuck you want" thread. Besides, I think you’re a cool member.
LOL I KNEW DAT... I JUST GOT HAXED AND SUM1 ELSE POSTED DAT LOLOL
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN BE A DR TOO???????????/
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| Posted: Jul 08, 2008 11:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Jesus Christ. Talking like that gets old so fast. Let’s go to the chatbox.
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2008 1:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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You are somewhat correct, although the main cause is the timezones, whilst you sleep we’re awake with lack of population on the forum we tend to browse, thus causing self amusement. Although on a dead forum it’s quite hard to amuse yourself, so the few Australians that are online, post in a wicked frenzy, thus, seen to you as post whoring. Although really it’s a way to pass the time until you wake up.
It’s a theory I’m working on.
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| Posted: Jul 09, 2008 1:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Fun Fact: Aussies just got internet less than half a decade ago.
Fun fact: Either you have misinformation, are one of those dumb Americans who doesnt know what a decade is, or you are trolling.
What the fuck is your problem anyway? Half of your posts are "ZOMG AUSTRALIA DIS AUSTRALIA DAT ALL AUSTRALIA DOES IS POSTWHORE K IM BIG TUFF INTERNET DOOD"
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