I got kicked in the balls today
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 4:37 p.m. - Subject: I got kicked in the balls today |
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Yeah, first time in over two years.
Hurts like hell. :(
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 4:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 4:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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awww:(
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'Eggo Rapo'
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AIM
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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My balls are protected by my super huge cock, you should get one as well.
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Power Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 4:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Is this really thread worthy?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 5:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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No, but the mods/admins dont care.
Dont complain about it not being threadworthy either, or everyone will bitch at you.
I LOVE THIS THREAD!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 5:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I can’t tell if it hurts worse to be kicked in the balls or in the gooch. I’ve been hit in both and they both hurt very badly.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Whats weird is when you just get tapped on the balls.
It hurts worse than getting kicked with the fury of a thousand bears whose honey was stolen in the balls.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 5:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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i know exactly what you mean bungle... it fuckin’ sucks to get balltapped
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 6:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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My woman doesn’t understand that... She’ll tap me, and say ’WTF?? That COULDN’T have hurt...’
...ghassssp...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 6:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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I know, getting just a slight little pat on the balls (this is for the women reading this) is like the entire pain of childbirth in a short amount of time.
FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS
just thinking about it makes me cringe.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 6:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I was on a girls mountain bike today and I did a stoppie on it and my balls went straight into the top bar
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 6:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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This kid at school got kneed in the balls right before school pictures and his eyes were all red.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 7:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Whats weird is when you just get tapped on the balls.
It hurts worse than getting kicked with the fury of a thousand bears whose honey was stolen in the balls.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck............ ep1c painz0r
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 7:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t mind when my girl just taps my balls. If she does it really lightly it feels great.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 11:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Any impact hurts the balls, no matter how small (the impact).
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 11:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Last year a kid got kicked in the balls and the school got an ambulance to come and bring him to the hospital.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 11:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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A kid I know got kicked in the nuts with a roller skate and had to get a testicle removed.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 12:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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This faggy kid had a seizure and now I call him seizure boy... his gf is a piece of shit and she hates me too. Fucking awesome.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 12:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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^never to his face though... that would be jerky.... only in science with squints so we can fuck with his pos gf...
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