Some of the greatest trolls I have ever seen.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 2:28 a.m. - Subject: Some of the greatest trolls I have ever seen. |
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EXHIBIT A: objectiveministries.org
Points of interest (bold means I literally LOL’ed):
-http://objectiveministries.org/
-http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/
-http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html
-http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50965759
-http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
-http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.20628982
-http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin
EXHIBIT B: godhateseveryoneexceptforus.com
EXHIBIT C (owned by the creator of objectiveministries.org):
landoverbaptist.org
PROOF OF TROLL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 2:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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KANGA-JEW
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN THONGS! "For use under traditional underwear only"
LOL^
Quote from http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/: My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," ’cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm.
GUIZE WE ALL HAVE TO GET NAKED FOR JESUS
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 2:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote from that Gaming page: THOUGHTZ 4 GAMERZ:
Here’s a thought to pass on to any unsaved gamerz you know:
“U save ur game b4 u die... shouldn’t u let Jesus save ur soul b4 u die IRL?”
OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS LAME
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 2:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN 4 EASY STEPS!
Quote step3: Draw two Jesus Fish facing each other like they are secretly talking. Back when people were mean to those who loved Jesus, these fish were used as secret signs so Jesus’s friends could identify each other. Now they are used to advertise Christian owned businesses or to warn unsaved motorists of cars that might be dangerous when the Rapture comes. Isn’t that neat? |
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 2:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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ha, typing "circumcise" into google brings that up as the second result.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 2:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING
KIDS, CUT THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS OFF IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE JESUS. THEN SMEAR COOKING GREASE ALL OVER IT.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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jesus some ppl are really fucked up in the head,
i like the way how they cant actually play half the games their reviewing!
Quote: Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn’t allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.
lol stupid fundamentalist christians
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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It’s called a troll.
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 7:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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I lol’d @:
Quote Metal Gear Solid 4-Guns of the Patriots: As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake’s use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture). Also, Meryl, who guides Snake via a disembodied voice, uses an Apple Macintosh computer (I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy).
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X-D
That guy’s good... Great stuff.
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 9:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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haha Dodge, I was just quoting the exact same thing, luckily I looked down here first.
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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these are the greatest Trolls I have ever seen
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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They’re Smurfs, not trolls :O
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