New Monster Slurpee!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 6:03 a.m. - Subject: New Monster Slurpee! |
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At first glance, it looks pretty innocent, and very tasty:
If you’re at work, don’t scroll down.
But, 11 hours later, this happens:
Fuck Yes.
Available at your nearest 7-11.
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 7:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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LoL... Monster-pwnt.
Spaghetti squash is notorious for changing your pewp too. Try it. Eat half a spaghetti squash with a salad made from half a head of romaine lettuce. Lollerturds! X-D
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'For Them Admin'
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 8:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hmm, more information than we really needed! Yuk, that looks nasty!
I’ll bet that would be a good poo prank for someone’s doorstep though, just sayin’.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 10:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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You will recieve an E-hug via Paypal in approxomately 17 minutes for sharing this information with me.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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You get the same thing but red if you binge on alcohol while eating no food for 3 days.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 3:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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^ That can’t be good...
And CDizz, my paypal is pilotinstruktor@gmail.com.
Lmao.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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yeck.
Maybe it was something else you ate?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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No, even before I shat I found a blog about it that said how good it tasted and then people were commenting and saying that their shit was turning green. My friend that came with me had the same thing happen, except his was solid in the form of logs. (I’m mildly allergic to caffeine, so I have diarrhea when I ingest over 100mg).
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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And the reason for the shit color is that the drink is PURE BLACK. They pumped it full of dye, and I’m sure it can’t be too healthy.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fruit Loops cereal will also color your feces. XD
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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When I first saw that I thought it was the drink, but melted and you put some weird shit in it.
odd looking poop, I must get one of these.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Looks like someone here has a case of monster diarrhea.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Looks like someone here has a case of monster diarrhea.
God dammit you beat me to it.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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I know. I was wondering why no one else said it.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 6:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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there used to be these black tortilla chips that would litterally layer my logs. 1/2 green and 1/2 blue.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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I literally lol’d at this, my god that’s hilarious. Does it atleast taste good?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 6:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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You should’ve poured that shit back into the cup and drink it! I bet it’ll taste like Monster.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 7:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Surprisingly, this is the best tasting out of all the Monsters.
And you probably won’t get diarrhea, since I have that caffeine problem I talked about. Yours will most likely look like neon green moss-covered logs.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh yea, and a tale of caution:
Do not drink at night on an empty stomach if you want to fall asleep that night, It’s not gonna happen.
Speaking from experience.
BUT these come with sweet ass metal straws (steal one) that are $1.00 which are perfect for use as a blowgun or something.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jul 22, 2008 8:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had one of these early this month but my shit didn’t change at all. It was the normal color that it always is.
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