I Miss The Eighth Grade. . .
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:32 a.m. - Subject: I Miss The Eighth Grade. . . |
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You are going to like this, RE. True story, original content. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.
Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak. She was all "scene", but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.
Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host’s room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.
The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would’ve joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.
Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn’t know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."
lol copypasta
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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oh?
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Goddamn it
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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on another note, this is person is by far the dumbest person that ever walket the planet.
the dumbest person ever to lose a shitload of money just by being dumb
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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You fucking faggot.
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot
FAGGOT
Good story though, ill give you that.
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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I just lost the game.. Also I thought it would be more like this.
Quote: You are going to like this, RE. True story, original content. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.
Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak. She was all "scene", but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.
Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host’s room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.
The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would’ve joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.
Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn’t know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for the cab and ... you know" |
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvC31fKy9kw&feature=related
Way dumber wheel girl
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Brjo you are probably still in 8th grade
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Actually I am in grade 11. I would say you were in 8th grade, or at least post like one but then I remember you live in a trailer and are 27
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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I am a college graduate and I don’t live in a trailer Brjo, so keep those comments to yourself
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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Would that be clown college or do you have a degree in Trailer Park supervising :)
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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much like the rule of conservation says 11th grade Canadian = 6th grade US
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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Actually more like 4th grade Canada= 10 Grade America. All the Americans I have met have been a lot dumber.
On another not Japan Grade 1 = 10th grade Canada
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I would say you were in 8th grade
That’s and 11th grade comeback right there
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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this is pissing me off.
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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I actually do miss the eighth grade, everything was new, everything was fun. Noe everything is just gay.
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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ttly gay
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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I miss eighth grade also. If I could go back I wouldn’t have sold my N64
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: All the Americans I have met have been a lot dumber.
Thats cause you only go to the "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR DEM DURN BLACKS JEWS & MEX-EYE-KANS" parts of this country for your fake racist meetings.
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 12:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I miss eighth grade also. If I could go back I wouldn’t have sold my N64
I miss my SNES
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