GAME: Wishes
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'Schlong Connery'
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 1:28 p.m. - Subject: GAME: Wishes |
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Saw this on /b/ and thought it would work better here than it is currently doing there.
Okay so, generally good things come of wishes right? But here we have to corrupt a wish before posting our own.
The person posting above you will post something they wish for, then you post that it’s granted but somehow make it undesirable.
Example:
I wish I had a million dollars.
>Granted, but it’s all in pennies.
After you’ve corrupted the previous person’s wish, post your own.
Okay, my wish.
I wish I was a guitar god.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 1:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I was a guitar god.
Granted, but you die of a heroin overdose at the age of 24.
I wish I had a tail.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 1:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted,but that tail 100 feet long and is covered in fur,and smells really realy bad.
I wish I had a 100 inch tv.
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'Eggo Rapo'
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 1:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it won’t compensate for you tiny penis.
I wish I had a job.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your job is to clean bathrooms for less then minimum wage.
I wish I had a better knowledge of computers.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you become so good with them that the government abducts and kills you soon after.
I wish I could travel freely through time
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'Schlong Connery'
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you mistakenly end up in the Cretaceous period and are eaten by a dinosaur.
I wish I was taller.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’ll get stuck in Medieval Times, get the plague, and die a slow and agonizing death.
I wish that I didn’t have to worry about so many different things.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you still suck.
I wish you a merry christmas.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but I have a horrible New Year.
I wish I didn’t have to go to school tonight
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'therapist'
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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shut your fucking yapper!!!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Denied. You may leave through the exit to your right.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the exit leads to a gay bar.
I wish my punches were faster
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 2:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Granted but the exit leads to a gay bar.
Fuckin’ score.
Granted, but your wife’s are too.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 3:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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^I see no wish.
I wish I could get my paycheck soon so I could get these:
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 3:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you only get the picture of them.
I wish my bass guitar was fixed.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you suck at bass.
I wish I had a lhambourghini.
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'Purveyor of Filth'
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it has no engine and its up on stilts
I wish I could speak another language
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the language is Canadian, Eh?
I wish I had a personal jet.
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'Purveyor of Filth'
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 4:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it has a kamikaze pilot
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