Stand-up
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'I bring the fire'
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 11:17 p.m. - Subject: Stand-up |
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I’ve been thinking about giving stand-up a try
My friends tell me I should
but it’s a lot easier to be funny in conversation than standing up, alone, with a mic.
But if I don’t, I’ll keep thinking about it
But if I do, I might boommbbb
what do you guys think?
and I definitely need a good routine.
I’ve been working on some stuff, but very little I can imagine being laughable.
haallpp
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'#1 CakeFarter'
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 11:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Try doing it on a video first and showing us. The Internet is the meanest audience you will ever face. If you can make us laugh you can make anyone laugh.
STAND UP YOU SAY??
Quote: [Intro]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
[Chorus: Ludacris and (woman)]
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)
[Verse - 1 - Ludacris Lyrics ]
How you ain’t gon’ FUCK! bitch out me?
I’m the GOD DAMN reason you in VIP
CEO you don’t have to see ID
I’m young, wild, and strapped like Chi-Ali
BLAOW! We ain’t got nothing to worry about
Whoop ass, let security carry em out
Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless
Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless
I pulled up wit a million trucks
Looking, smelling, feeling like a million bucks-ahh!
Pass the bottles, the heat is on
We in the huddle all smoking that Cheech & Chong
What’s wrong?! The club and moon is full
And I’m lookin for a THICK young lady to pull
One sure shot way to get em outta them pants
Take note to the brand new dance, like this
[Chorus - Ludacris Lyrics ]
[Verse - 2 - Ludacris Lyrics ]
Go on wit ya big ass! lemme see something
Tell ya little friend he can quit mean mugging
I’m lit and I don’t care what no one thinks
But where the FUCK is the waitress at wit my drinks?!
My people outside and they can’t get in
We gon’ rush the back door and break em in
The owner already pissed cause we sorta late
But our time and our clothes gotta coordinate
Most girls lookin right some lookin a mess
That’s why they spilling drinks all over ya dress
But Louie Vuitton bras all over your breasts
Got me wanting to put hickies all over ya chest-ahh
C’mon! we gon party tonight
Y’all use mouth to mouth bring the party to life
Don’t be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight!
[Chorus - Ludacris Lyrics ]
[Bridge - Ludacris Lyrics ]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
[Verse 3 - Ludacris Lyrics ]
Damn right the Fire Marshall wanna shut us down
Get us out so someone can gun us down
We was two songs away from getting some cutta
Now we one song away from tearing da club up
Move over! Luda got something to say
Do it now cause ’tomorrow’ ain’t promised ’today’
Work wit me! let’s become one with the beat
And don’t worry bout me steppin all over ya feet
[Chorus - Ludacris Lyrics ]
[Outro - Ludacris Lyrics ]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up! Stand up!
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'I bring the fire'
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 11:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hmm... maybe
Or I could just throw some down for my brothers
because those 2 are crruueelll
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 11:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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or you could show us, we are "crruueelll" as you say, there are no consequences for anything we say (especially on youtube)
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'I bring the fire'
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| Posted: Dec 07, 2008 11:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ll consider...
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Dec 08, 2008 12:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Bring it. We will be honest! :-D
Besides, being that you already asked our e-pinions, we deserve to see it. :-)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 08, 2008 12:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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You should YouTube it. I won’t be able to hear it, but at least I could pretend you were funny.
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'Eggo Rapo'
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| Posted: Dec 08, 2008 12:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, make a video.
We will rate it and shit.
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'I bring the fire'
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| Posted: Dec 08, 2008 12:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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alright alright... if I ever get as far a writing up a routine... haha
that shit is haardd to do
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 08, 2008 12:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Do it, then when you feel like you CAN do stand up, do it infront of all your mates first.
If you don’t fuck up then, you’re set.
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