Recent Dreams
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:19 p.m. - Subject: Recent Dreams |
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What have you dreamed about recently? Personally, I dreamed a friend of mine tricked me into impregnating her. She mentioned at some point in the dream that she wanted to get pregnant. Then a few hours later in the dream, she seduced me, and pushed my hand back down when I tried to open up the condom wrapper. A few hours after that, I had an "oh shit" moment, and said, "wait... SHE WASN’T ON THE PILL!"
Go.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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My dreams only ever involve dying for some reasons or another. I also wake up flailing limbs. Most of my sexy dreams are about past experiences that i don not care to list.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had a dream yesterday night. I was 16 and still in High School. I really wanted to get my drivers license and a car but apparently they limited the amount of drivers license they were giving out. So I took my dads car anyways and went to school, then I went to lunch at the Olive Garden or some shit. I was only going to stay there for a little while but when I looked down at my watch the time was around 6:00 PM.
I drove back home and my parents threatned to euthanize me.
I also remembered in my dream I kept telling myself "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS HAS GOT TO BE A DREAM." But nothing happened when I said that so it felt really real.
When I woke up I was so relieved.
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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LoL... Those are better than mine. I’ve been having a reoccurring dream. I dream I am at work. Then the quitting bell rings. It keeps ringing. Then I wake up, realize it’s my alarm clock, and have to get ready for work. :-(
I used to have wicked nightmares. I’d wake up sweating. I miss them.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Then the quitting bell rings. It keeps ringing. Then I wake up, realize it’s my alarm clock, and have to get ready for work. :-(
Thats just depressing.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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For years I would dream that I was dying two or three times a week. These lasted from when I was about twelve until earlier this year. I also dream about my future a lot. Those are always good. I’m sure I have sex dreams too but I never remember those.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 5:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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I dream that Im dreaming and so on and so on for ever. I get lost in my mind and I never wake up. I’ve been in a coma ever since...
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 6:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had a dream once that I was a Buddhist lifeguard shaving (with a disposable razor) apple off of a staircase (the staircase was covered in solid apple fruit).
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 6:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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O.O
Dude, you’re messed up.
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'Deity Egg'
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 6:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I also remembered in my dream I kept telling myself "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS HAS GOT TO BE A DREAM." But nothing happened when I said that so it felt really real.
When I woke up I was so relieved.
I hate shit like that. I’ve had dreams where I think I’m just going through a normal day of school, and then I end up doing something retarded and getting expelled from my school, or just things along those lines that seem extremely fucked up because you can’t imagine them happening to you.
Quote: For years I would dream that I was dying two or three times a week.
My friend had a recurring dream when he was younger that he would somehow be walking some, anywhere, and then suddenly he would fall into a hole which would become a clothes hamper and he would be stuck there forever. I never laughed that hard at a dream of someone elses.
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 7:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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last night i dreamed i lived in germany with my brother
and that i walked to canada and that there were loads of english guys at war or something
i asked for a job for a few pounds (dollars) and he said yes and threw me a couple i walked out side of his big tin can and say loads of english guys filling a gun with oil one of them said "here lads we should get premium we could shoot the fucks out of them"
and then i went back a day later with some oil and the boss said to me "you have come down with ""giveawayaitus" and i said wtf is that nigga?
And he said im stealing ur shit....and the cunt shot me. and i woke up a while later.
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 7:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol but seriously wtf? ^
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 7:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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A few years ago, I dreamed this: I was in my kitchen, and there were a bunch of asian kids from my school, and I took one of their calculators. I was trying to run away, but no matter how hard I pushed my muscles, my body wasn’t moving with my strength. I then tried to go up the stairs, but the asian kid grabbed my ankle. I woke about and shouted, and now I’m scared of asians.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 7:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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damn you guys have such weird and exciting dreams.
mine are just about sex or death.
LuLz
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 7:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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My dreams are usually about the army.and some sex dreams.
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 8:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: My dreams are usually about the army.and some sex dreams.
I’m just gonna leave that one alone.
I just remembered that I was on horseback, chasing after _b_ and two hippos with a sword.
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 9:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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the last dream i had was a few nights ago and involved me driving across the bridge into the states which is really high up and me and my friend saw a huge (but extremely small??) stadium on the side randomly there, there was a lot more to it but i don’t remember why the stadium was there.
i always have the dreams where you fuck up really bad and think "if this was a dream it’d be all better" but it seems to go on forever and you realise its not a dream, then you wake up.
the last one like that i had was my dad coming in my room to take my marijuana (which i dont have in IRL so dont ask me where the idea came from) and he knew exactly where it was, he didn’t say anything but i knew he was extremely pissed off. and i kept thinking great now Christmas is ruined.
whats the very first dream you ever remember having?
mine was when i was like six or seven and i got out of bed and my whole floor was lava except for a few rocks leading to my kitchen.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 9:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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whats the very first dream you ever remember having?
I don’t remember my first one, but I do remember one from a very long time ago, and possibly the oldest one I remember.
I was like 9 years old and in an elementary school. It was at night and all the other kids were playing outside. I was able to shoot webs like spider-man out of my belly button. And if my web hit someone they would set on fire.
That’s all I remember.
I also had horrible hallucinations when I 5 and 6 years old. I would get a really high fever and start hallucinating, and when I would fall asleep those nights I remembered I had some of the worst nightmares in my life, but I don’t remember any in detail.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 10:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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at my school there is the the highschool at the end of the day you need to walk around 250 yards to the busses that are at the middle school.
so anyways I had a dream I was walkin to the bus with my friend and out of nowhere an RPG comes roaring overhead and explodes over a croud of people less than 20 yards away killing them all. so me and my friend start running to the parking lot whyle we have talaban shooting at us from one side and american troops on the other. so I find an AK on the ground and start blasting down the talaban. and I turn around where one of the fuckers is holding an AK right at me and shoots me and I can feel the rounds hit me right in the chest and when I hit the ground I wake up freaked out.
also ont eat arbys chicken they give you wierd dreams. all I need to say for this one is (condom fairy) well it may have been the bbq sauce hell I was eating it right out of the packets
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 13, 2008 10:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I was trying to run away, but no matter how hard I pushed my muscles, my body wasn’t moving with my strength.
i fuckin hate those dreams
Quote: and some sex dreams
i had this one where i was doin this girl i knew from school and i got her pregenet and there was a law that if you got a girl pregenet that is under the age of 18 then you got castrated. so i locked myself in a small room with a bunch of guns and whenthe doctors came to get me id shoot thru the door and kill them. with a machine gun after a few I woke up.
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