How much would a hooker charge for
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 10:54 a.m. - Subject: How much would a hooker charge for |
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You to shit in a blender and puree that mud monkey and funnel it into her asshole and watch her re-poop your poop?
I’d do it for $500, but I’m not a hooker so I don’t know.
If I had a car I’d find out answers to these questions. Hilarity would ensue if it was an undercover cop posed as a whore.
New South Park next Wednesday and new ATHF March 29th bitches!
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 11:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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Nobody wants to touch this thread with a 10ft pole.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 11:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was charged £300 for that last time I did it.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 12:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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make her eat it. £301 also
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 2:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Roll in it and eat it in an ice cream cone while watching the 2 girls and a cup video.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 2:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 3:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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cleggy baby, you’re making me all hot.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 5:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Good God! What on earth made you think of something like exchanging fecal matter?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 5:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Okay... here’s what I want. First... we both get naked.
Except... we’re both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip the hookers toenails, and she shaves my buttocks.
how much?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 5:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roBBjs1x49o
gimp watch that. its SFW and funny.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Why don’t you just ask your mother, Clegir?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 5:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wouldn’t exactly call that safe for work. Fortunately, I wasn’t at work. I don’t even know what to say. I’m just stunned. I think I’m going into the corner and rock myself.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 6:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Okay... here’s what I want. First... we both get naked.
Except... we’re both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip the hookers toenails, and she shaves my buttocks.
Is that the bet from rat race?
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 7:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sometimes they’ll let you spray paint messages on their naked bodies. YouTube it or something.
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| Posted: Mar 05, 2009 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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i guess it really just depends, I mean if the hooker just wants crack then yeah I suppose he/she would
but if they turn tricks for other reasons then I doubt it
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2009 12:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Why don’t you just ask your mother, Clegir?
She wouldn’t charge. Half the fun is seeing how low in price they’ll go.
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2009 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You to shit in a blender and puree that mud monkey and funnel it into her asshole and watch her re-poop your poop?
Anything for another hit.
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2009 1:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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ah the wodners of refunneled shit
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2009 2:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Anything for another hit.
A family member of mine is an ex-crack head (never suxxed diqqs for hits) and he said the dude he used to go through would get females to suck his Doberman Pincers of for some rock.
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| Posted: Mar 06, 2009 3:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: She wouldn’t charge.
Zzzzzzzzzzing!
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