I’m 18 now
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'Master ’bater'
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 10:36 p.m. - Subject: I’m 18 now |
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As of midnight, I turned 18.
I’m gonna buy some tobacco and lottery tickets, but I don’t have the money for a gun or strip club. Any other ideas?
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'Fuck The Hands!'
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 10:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Join the Services since your 18.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 10:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Being 18 sucks. More responsibility makes me wish I was a kid again.
Go by a Playboy. And a Cigar. Yeah, I did my 18th birthday classy.
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'Master ’bater'
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 10:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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I was thinking of a nice cigar
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'Fuck The Hands!'
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 10:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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being 18 has one good thing. you can buy porn, tobacco and lottery tickets.
now you can go to jail, be drafted for war, and start debt early
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Awesome. Good for you... Go buy some porn, some cigars then fill the cigars with some pot. There’s a birthday.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 11:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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rivalZone has the right idea. Buy cigars, put weed in them. Nice celebratory blunts. Buy lottery tickets, piss away your money on various adult materials.
=) But yes, being 18 takes on more responsibilities. Like voting. And getting charged as an adult if you commit a felony. Lol.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 11:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lets get an 8-ball
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2009 11:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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...As Denis Leary said during his No Cure for Cancer tour:
"8 Balls was usually 4 guys on a Friday night, at 8 o’clock, goin ’Hey man, let’s get an 8-ball, it’ll last us all weekend!’ ..... 4 hours later the same for guys: ’LETS GET ANOTHER 8-BALL AHLALApfft!’ "
Lol. Legend.
*btw written out all myself from my vast knowledge of storing comedy in my brain.*
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 12:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: wish I was a kid again.
18 year olds that can’t spell "Buy" are who i always take advice from
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'Master ’bater'
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 12:11 a.m. - Subject: |
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Yo seth let’s go to 5th ward and pick up some hoes too
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 12:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Ive got a few beers sitting around in all seriousness.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 12:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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Happy birthday. I turned 18 in November, and still haven’t purchased porn, tobacco products, or lottery tickets.
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'Master ’bater'
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 12:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve got to sleep sometime and I’m sick still.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 5:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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Muhahah
Here in Finland we have MANY benefits of being 18,
First of all,
Alcohol ;P
Second,
TOBACKO!!!
I think it’s 15 to buy porn,
coz no one has ever complained me buying it,
and no one checks you’re age buying lottery
WOHOOO!!
Grats mate
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 5:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Wow Mick. You’re bad.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 6:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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go to a sex shop. buy some popper and a few good mags. get a nice fat cigar. congrats man.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 6:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Happy Birthday man! =]
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 7:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Happy birthday!
Go to the pub.. (if ur from AUS u can get booze and smokes/lottery tickets at 18).
I feel old.. I’ll be 20, soonish.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 23, 2009 7:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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that’s only two years. i’ll be 20 in april. I look at the years between 18 and 21 (inclusive) as basiclly the same age.
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