Swine Flu
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 8:28 a.m. - Subject: Swine Flu |
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LOL!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 8:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’m not aboriginal or Mexican or a pig, so I am fine
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 8:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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It’s now a pandemic
Betcha it doesn’t make it to Madagascar
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'#1 CakeFarter'
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 10:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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^i c wut u did thar
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 1:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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That fat ass company nurse where I work at
keeps harping on swine flu.
I told her I keep enough alcohol in my system
to kill the germs, she wasn’t amused.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 2:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL! That’s smart. Just load up on rum and wait it out
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sure it’s something to think about, fuck it’s always something to think about. Germs have been on this planet for a while and large scale disease has to so fuck it. If I happen to get it and die, I’m sure it will suck but shit just happens like that.
scare!
Scare!
SCARE!!!
r u scared yet?
Just scare tactics, in 3 years we’ll be all "Swing Flu wot?" and scared of the next disease that’ll wipe out the world (hopefully)
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 3:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hopefully Clegg they wont station you near
one of those infected areas when you go in
the service.
Stay on base if they do, stay drunk, be cool.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 3:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Swine flu IS just a scare tactic used by the US Gov. to distract you from the economic fall of the country. They did the same thing during the great depression with influenza. It’s just a tactic to get our minds off matters, but in reality swine flu is hardly worse then any other common cold. In fact it IS the pussy version of influenza ironically. So what are we worried about? everyone go back to being poor and ignore swine flue, it’s not that big of a deal.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 11, 2009 4:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Swine flu IS just a scare tactic used by the US Gov. to distract you from the economic fall of the country. They did the same thing during the great depression with influenza. It’s just a tactic to get our minds off matters, but in reality swine flu is hardly worse then any other common cold. In fact it IS the pussy version of influenza ironically. So what are we worried about? everyone go back to being poor and ignore swine flue, it’s not that big of a deal.
Ok, but if I get it, I’m coming to your
house....have the chicken soup ready.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jun 12, 2009 12:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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Government or Roche? A collaborative effort?
And Sunshine, you know the "scare" (both health and wealth) is worldwide right? Why the US government? Ohhh maybe you’re right, Mexico got the blame, right?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 12, 2009 1:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was working today and I sneezed, rather lulzy the customer was like "OMGZ DO U HAS SWINE FLU?!?!"
I’m like no, it’s the recycled air, dipshit.
It’s all been over hyped.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 12, 2009 2:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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I fucked a pig last week and I am fine,so.......
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 12, 2009 11:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 4:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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^^LOL
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 5:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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I showed my mother that picture and she showed my father and she made my mother print it so he could show his friends at work. I think I laughed more when I heard he did that than when I first saw the picture.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 5:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Lol@your dad taking it to work.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 12:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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lulz used to work at this mexican restaraunt and they used to bring shit like that to work all the time.....one time we brought a stun gun to work killed insects with it
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 12:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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The Taco Bell in the next city over from me has
a staff entirely made up of Chinese people.
Imagine that, Chinese making Mexican food, damn.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2009 10:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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I like to tell people the swine flu virus feeds on ethanol-based hand sanitizer gel.
Quote: The Taco Bell in the next city over from me has
a staff entirely made up of Chinese people.
Imagine that, Chinese making Mexican food, damn.
The mall food court has the same staff of Chinese and Mexicans that work interchageably at each food outlet. When they hand out free samples on toothpicks, it’s fun to gag, then spit it into a trash receptacle, just to watch their reactions.
That, and I knew a guy who attended Blinn (Junior) College in Brenham, Texas, which is also the home of Blue Bell ice cream. And when you see what little food the cows in Texas get to pick off the parched earth, you’ll understand why the dairy is so watery. Anyway, the McDonald’s there had an all black crew and an all white crew, and they alternated days.
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