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North Korea Launches 11 Short Range missiles. . .
   
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MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 7:29 p.m. - Subject: North Korea Launches 11 Short Range missiles. . .

There is a coup in Honduras.
US troops pull out of Iraqi cities.
US troops launch a large offensive in Afghanistan.
Iran is on the verge of a revolution.

What do these things all have in common?
They’re -NEWS-. Shit that Actually matters.

you know what DOESN’T matter?
Michael fucking Jackson.
Thats what.

Seriously, how is it possible that this child fucking freak is ALL thats plastered on the headlines.

What a joke.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 7:54 p.m. - Subject:

Seriously, this is all I’ve seen on any News channel since he died. I’m sick and fucking tired of it, I hardly liked him to begin with, now I hope I never have to hear his shit again.


BlackHawk


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:08 p.m. - Subject:

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North Korea Launches 11 Short Range missiles. . .

A buddy of mine has been talking about this. He says Obama should do something about it.

I’m really not sure what to think.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:12 p.m. - Subject:

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A buddy of mine has been talking about this. He says Obama should do something about it.

I’m really not sure what to think.


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The__Overlord


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:17 p.m. - Subject:

AAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
Hurry childrens. It’s an excuse to steal their oil. oh wait...
LOLWUT


MaxwellMURDER


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:18 p.m. - Subject:

What is Obama going to do?
ask Kim Jong Il to kindly stop please?

and yes, the 11 launched in the past few days were short range (SCUD like)
with a range of 310 miles. enough to hit most of south korea.

North Korea HAS launched a missile technically capable of hitting alaska though, so theres that.
combined with the fact that they’re estimated to have enough fissile material for 6.5 bombs, and you can see why people are scared.


DamnBastard


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:23 p.m. - Subject:

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What do these things all have in common?
They’re -NEWS-. Shit that Actually matters.

you know what DOESN’T matter?
Michael fucking Jackson.
Thats what.

I agree.


l3L00cl


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:27 p.m. - Subject:

Well, you have to understand the effect that Michael Jackson had upon not only the music industry, but the entire world. I’m sure nearly all of us weren’t alive to remember the early ’80s when Michael was king. He was THE biggest star in the world. Everyone was playing his songs, trying to learn his revolutionary dance moves. In terms of worldwide recognition and popularity, MJ is up there with Elvis and the Beatles.

In Ethiopia, some natives still cling to the idea that playing the song "Thriller" will resurrect the dead (because of the music video, I guess they took it literally). My Ethiopian friend told me this, because I was hanging out with him when his cousin called him in tears, telling him that Michael died. To a lot of people, Michael wasn’t just a musician but a god. And therein lies the prominence given to coverage of the death of one of the greatest musicians to ever live.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:28 p.m. - Subject:

Don’t we have some satellite that can blast missiles out of the sky? Either way, we could rape North Korea. The only time Communism has succeeded is in China, and that’s from sweatshop labor.


graboid90


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:49 p.m. - Subject:

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Well, you have to understand the effect that Michael Jackson had upon not only the music industry, but the entire world
No, YOU need to understand that North Korea has fucking nuclear warheads, and they have the missiles that can get them to HERE, where we LIVE.


l3L00cl


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:56 p.m. - Subject:

Please. You’re a dumbass if you think North Korea has a), the capacity to reach the mainland of the U.S. with their missiles and b) the stupidity to launch even one missile near us or our allies lest their whole country be turned into a parking lot.


BlackHawk


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:06 p.m. - Subject:

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What is Obama going to do?
ask Kim Jong Il to kindly stop please?

Threaten? Invade? Lol.

That’s just more bullshit to deal with though. The decision is whether or not it’s worth it.

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Don’t we have some satellite that can blast missiles out of the sky?

Um.. No? :D

We do have the technology to track and take down an incoming missile, but it’s not really guaranteed.


Phil


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:16 p.m. - Subject:

Why are they launching missiles? are they crazy?


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:17 p.m. - Subject:

We have some sort of missile alert system the last time I checked (which to be honest was probably a few years ago). There isn’t any type of satellite to shoot missiles down. There are units that can shoot missiles down when they are closer to the ground but if they launch nukes this doesn’t really matter.

North Korea could attack South Korea and there are quite a few US troops stationed there and I think they have missiles capable of hitting Hawaii.

And yes, they are that stupid. Kim Jong II could very easily snap and launch some shit our way. He doesn’t seem to be the most stable leader.

And I think there are two reason’s MJ is featured heavily on the news. For one, he was innovative and popular and blah blah blah. Second, nobody wants to hear about how people could blow up and get nuked and shit. They’d rather hear about the tragic death of a pop star than the scary ass world we actually live in. The news is great at feeding the people what they want to hear (considering what they want to hear about will garner higher ratings than what they want to ignore).


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:20 p.m. - Subject:

North Korea is fighting out of its weight, China and Russia have both told them to knock it off...and for good reason, if they could hit us they sure as shit could hit them.

As for the news...well, MJ’s death did impact the world...and until someone decides to do soemthing to North Korea that’s what they’ll talk about


l3L00cl


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:29 p.m. - Subject:

Obama already promised a retaliatory strike. I’m not worried.


Vhs000


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:31 p.m. - Subject:

I thought they had missiles that could reach our coast...

But, anyways, we have lasers mounted on planes that can melt through a freaking heavy main battle tank, we should be able to take down some sheet metal with it, the fallout is what the issue is, im guessing.

A while back I had an idea about a short-range EMP mounted on a single jet, jet flies up, deploys EMP, nukes targeting system and engine fails, detonation highly improbable. Pilot than ejects.
No idea how feasible that would be though.


And yes, Michael Jackson is dead, get over it. It doesnt need to be on the news every 17 minutes.


MISTER_PINTO


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:35 p.m. - Subject:

King of Pop beats Supreme leader of North Korea IMO.


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:38 p.m. - Subject:

obama should nut up and send in millitary forces before this gets out of hand but he wont because he is a lazy nigger


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:40 p.m. - Subject:

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A while back I had an idea about a short-range EMP mounted on a single jet, jet flies up, deploys EMP, nukes targeting system and engine fails, detonation highly improbable. Pilot than ejects.
No idea how feasible that would be though.


They could probably do that with some type of UAV but I don’t know what exactly is required to create an EMP. That equipment may not fit in a UAV.
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