Now I know someone has been fucking my shoes!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 10:08 p.m. - Subject: Now I know someone has been fucking my shoes! |
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There is god damn pubic hair in the laces! D:
What he flying fuck?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 10:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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That’s fucking sick.
It’s probably hair from something else, it just looks like a pube.
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 10:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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LoL, that’s messed up.
Got any suspects?
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 10:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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that is pretty fuckin sick
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 10:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve been missing a few.. but thanks for finding them.... Have a 5*
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 10:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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So, it’s not enough to fuck horses, now we’re fucking shoes..
I’ll be back. I’m going to go pray..
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'therapist'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Aug 02, 2009 11:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER, they probly have anal wartz
now.
that hpv is a bitch, if your not carefull it will crall up your leg & grow on your nutsack
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 4:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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That’s some messed up Bert Reynolds shit...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 5:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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I tried fucking a shoe once but I ended up with athletes dick.
^sounded funnier in my head.
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'black people'
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 8:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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by the way you wrote the title, it sounds like you’ve been suspicious about someone fucking your shoes...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 9:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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I really don’t get it.
I still don’t understand where they came from...
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 9:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Perhaps you should attempt a DNA comparison.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 5:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Maybe ur legs are going bald and their hair is falling onto your shoelaces :O
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 5:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well, we can rule out a female suspect. Ouch.
Unless... oh... nasty.... it MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIS MOM!!! :O
lol j/k Pentium Seriously... it was like the perfect setup. ilu.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 6:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Maybe your pet(s) are humpin your shoes.
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'Forum Admin'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 8:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Probably pets. I’d usually blame me in that situation, but I’m not a Canadian.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 10:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Whose pet has pubic hair?
Do your pubes match the shoe pubes?
They could have picked them up from the floor somewhere.
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