RECTAL ROFL, we’ve got a reason to exist!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 6:09 p.m. - Subject: RECTAL ROFL, we’ve got a reason to exist! |
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I didn’t have my regular camera, and this didn’t seem eggworthy, but I thought I’d share.
About 4 years ago, they built this hideous little building in the shopping center parking lot, between the coin-operated laundromat and the DeVry Institute.
It housed a Rita’s Italian Ice franchise for about a year. When they left, a coffee stand moved in. West coast Rotteneggs members should know the trend of overpriced coffee dispensed from little buildings in parking lots didn’t reach Pennsylvania until recently.
But that didn’t last long, either. The building sits empty.
Someone has changed RENTAL INFORMATION CALL to RECTAL ROFL! Was it you?
Would someone care to call this number in Pittsburgh and find out the rent? We could use it to sell bags of dog shit, ready to ignite on doorsteps, along with tennis ball bombs, and guns made from flashlights.
Someone suggested Rotteneggs needs to become more visible. If it takes petty acts of vandalism, then that’s our mission: Find signs and marquees with moveable letters, and spell ROTTENEGGS!
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 6:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t really want to advertise RE. That means more people will come here and it will be just another incredibly busy super forum with nobody ever staying longer than a week.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 6:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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there is a church down the street if they put up the letters and im able to spell rotteneggs i will try
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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At a church crooked? =/
Haha dude this is what me and ibmx did at a local ice cream shop:
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 7:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I don’t really want to advertise RE. That means more people will come here and it will be just another incredibly busy super forum with nobody ever staying longer than a week.
Exactly. Attention is bad.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 7:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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TRY A CUM PIE! Nice!
Whether you changed the sign to say ROTTENEGGS or not, this is the place to tell your story.
When I was 8 or 9, I usually had some free time after school. I managed to scare away every babysitter my mother hired. About half a mile from my boyhood home was a shopping center, and a flashing arrow sign in the parking lot:
HARRY BISHOPS TV SERVICE
TV BROKE?
WE FIX IT
FAST!
(telephone number which I don’t recall)
You can tell this was a while ago, since people stopped repairing TVs long ago, though TV repair is coming back in vogue with the advent of plasma televisions that cost thousands of dollars.
The sign would have been correct if it read TV BROKEN instead of TV BROKE, and included an apostrophe in Bishop’s name, so I put my plan into motion. I pilfered some letters from another sign nearby, and went to work.
HAIRY BI HOPS TV SERVICE
GOING BROKE?
WE FUX IT
FAST!
Pretty stupid, but at 8 or 9, it seemed funny.
I had almost completed my work when Harry himself, all 250 pounds or so of him, ran out the door, across the parking lot, and into my face. "What the hell are you doing? I’m telling your father!"
Harry didn’t realize my father lived on the other side of my city, and my mother had even brought our 17" color RCA to his shop a few times. He made me change it back, and told me to put the extra letters back on the signs from which I’d taken them. I think he called me a little son of a bitch or something.
Then there was a tire shop nearby that offered AC SERVICE, according to their sign, which someone changed to ASS SERVICE. It wasn’t me.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 7:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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I agree with PL and BlackHawk.
But I do have an idea. Maybe members of RE could go around to places with signs like that and alter them into something funny. Then they could put RE off to the side or somewhere on the sign and we could have a thread here dedicated to pictures of the signs.
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 7:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, but us die-hards will be here ’till RE ’error 404’s. An influx of nubs can be a good thing. We always weed out the ones that don’t fit. Some of the nubs stay.
And troll feeding can be fun sometimes.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 8:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Making us known can also make us a target though.
Being a small community, we’re pretty weak. Plus, I can only assume that Weasel really wouldn’t care.
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 8:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Eh, it’s a break from my usual 666 GOD TOLD ME TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!! 666 tag.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 8:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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..I’m sorry?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 8:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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We are going to change a sign to a tanning salon tomorrow? We’ll take pictures. It can say soo much!
Like hairy vagina plus a cum facial!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 9:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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The most recent members that got over 1000 posts are probably Tobert, Blood and Ecko. I’m probably wrong there, though.
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Master Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 10:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m just checking my post count here...
Oh and what do you mean by recent?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 10:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Uhh... I can’t think of a way to explain ’recent’.
Like, joined and stayed, and the newest members who have over 1000 posts?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 11:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Haha i couldnt post for sometime.. :/
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 11:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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We need an RE timeline. I remember we had a thread about it a few months back, where every poster edited themselves in the list by date.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2009 11:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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I could do a very very rough timeline since 2001 hahaha.
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'Deity Egg'
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| Posted: Aug 13, 2009 12:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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The most recent members that got over 1000 posts are probably Tobert, Blood and Ecko. I’m probably wrong there, though.
Ecko’s been around for a while. His original account got deleted during the spam attack that Bonesplitter did on the site back around the time Viper left.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 13, 2009 12:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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Damn I havn’t thoguht about Viper in a long time
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