England > Australia
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 2:48 p.m. - Subject: England > Australia |
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’Tis all.
I remember time ago when Australia stole the ashes, a certain Aussie (whom I have forgotten) LOL’d at me on here cause Australia stole our ashes. Obviously nobody pwns me on the internet because it crimps mah e-style so I logged in after AGES to let you bitches know we pwn’d you incase you forgot.
Love,
Josho (POiZN/_P_)
PS: Po’s pussy smells like tuna.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 2:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh thank for informing everyone, i’m glad we all know what’s going on.
welcome back, you’re more important than anyone else.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 4:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just like tuna.
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Am i incredibly fucked up or did that make no sense at all?
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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All you Limeys smell like tuna to me.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Australia is colonized by England’s criminals.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Clit, it was about cricket.
And on that note, I have to say, Everything > Cricket.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 6:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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cricket is win. Last test match of The Ashes I think yesterday.
I don’t follow it really, but I love playing.
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':3'
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 8:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Used to give a fuck, now I couldn’t. As long as my well being and those around me is fine.. Happy days.
It’s not as if I know 99% of this country.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Aug 23, 2009 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Australia is still better than England.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 12:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: And on that note, I have to say, Everything > Cricket. |
'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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IT ISN’T ABOUT CRICKET!
It’s about England sucks.
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'DU HAST MICH'
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 2:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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No fucking way, is it really you josho?
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Normal Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 6:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote wikipedia: A team must win a series to gain the right to hold the Ashes. A drawn series results in the current holders retaining the Ashes. Sixty-five Ashes series have been played, with Australia winning 31 and England 29. The remaining five series were drawn, with Australia retaining the Ashes four times (1938, 1962–63, 1965–66, 1968) and England retaining it once (1972). Australia have therefore held the Ashes on 35 occasions and England 30. The win-loss ratio in Ashes Tests[38] (up to end of 2009 series ) stands at 122 wins for Australia to 97 wins for England, with 86 draws.
Australians have made 264 centuries in Ashes Tests, 23 of them over 200, while Englishmen have scored 212 centuries, of which ten have been over 200. On 41 occasions Australians have taken ten wickets in a match, Englishmen 38 times.
The failure of England to regain the Ashes for 16 years from 1989, coupled with the global dominance of the Australian team, had dulled the lustre of the series in recent years throughout most of the cricketing world, although it has remained the most popular cricketing contest for Australians.
Don’t you mean Australia>England?
It really gives me the shits when England wins the Ashes.
Every Pom who watches the Ashes suddenly drops the warm beer they’ve been drinking and inserts his/her head FURTHER up there own asses, and at every chance they get will be happy to throw into the convo how shit our team is and how elite there team is.
If you haven’t heard that England has one, you will shortly because some pudgy pom will be struting down your street screaming at the top of there lungs that ENGLAND BEAT AUSTRALIA!!!!!!1111
Wait until the next series when we reclaim them back, we won’t hear a thing about the ashes for the next four years after that.
tl:dr Australia>England
/rant
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 7:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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England > Australia. /end of thread.
You are all our criminals and aborigines. gb2 cave painting and stealing.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 7:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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I live in the USA. Fuck you guys! :D
inb4 European countries > USA.
(I never said it was better.)
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 9:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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England is better than America, BH.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 24, 2009 9:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck it, I’m starting my own Country!!
As soon as I get enough people for a team, we’ll see
who gets the ashes!!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Aug 27, 2009 3:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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AUSTRALIA>
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Aug 27, 2009 8:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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... Mexico! :D
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