CONTEST! Prize: 1 Pack of Djarum Blacks 18+ Only
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2009 9:02 p.m. - Subject: CONTEST! Prize: 1 Pack of Djarum Blacks 18+ Only |
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I am offering a prize of 1 pack of Djarum Blacks.
You must be 18 or older to participate in this contest. I won’t mail to people I don’t know so no cheating with your troll dupes.
I’ve had these cigarettes for over a year but they have been sealed and never opened. If they are stale, oh well. I don’t care. I will ship worldwide to the winner. You must provide your address by next Wednesday or I select a different winner.
The contest will close Sunday night October 4th at Midnight system time. I will decide the winner by Tuesday. I may also put up a poll if I cannot choose.
HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST DO TO WIN THIS PRIZE:
You must say very wonderful and nice things to and about GMT. I mean really nice. I know you’re all used to being mean and ripping on him but I want you to be absolutely sweet. You can submit your ass kissing in the form of:
A poem
A love letter
A simple post in this thread
You painting him a valentine or picture
You singing him a song on youtube (audio and video - that has the best chance of winning)
You making up a song and singing it and posting a link to it (audio only).
You must address him as GrandMastaThief somewhere in the body of your "ass kissery".
My money is on Toasty to win this one. XD
Gogogogogogogo!!
Shai, I expect great things from you.
If all entries are lame I will cancel the contest and choose another feat you must perform.
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2009 10:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve lost my voice from my cold, so I can’t sing, but I’ll write a poem.
Oh GMT, The Gand Masta of Thieves,
Your Beauty knows no bounds.
Your heterosexuality is legend, your soul noble and great!
GrandMastaThief, Oh, programming Emperor in chief,
Knowing between right and wrong,
I lost my voice, so prose is my choice, because I cannot sing you a song.
The taking of bags, the beating of fags, removal of money from purses.
When people are pilfered by you, all they can think is "CURSES!"
Even in the beginning, you were no noob, even I knew it, me, a simple rube.
You published awesome eggs, none of which were speggs,
And with knowledge you filled the tubes!
Here comes the end,
Of my pitiful Poem,
If you have noses, you must now Blowem!
If my voice comes back I can do a video, but Its shot all to hell at this point in time.
IF the poems not good enough for consideration, you can, of course, ask me to do another.
Also, if I’m close to the lead, PM me for my mailing info.
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 5:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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I can’t do it. Even for some smokes, which I would pawn off because I don’t smoke. Gimp do you do International to Canada
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 6:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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I appreciate the confidence, but I smoke menthol, and GMT still rapes children.
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 6:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Gimp do you do International to Canada
Brjo do you use the internet to read
Quote: . I will ship worldwide to the winner. |
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 6:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I can’t do it. Even for some smokes, which I would pawn off because I don’t smoke. Gimp do you do International to Canada
Aren’t they still legal in Canada anyway?
And I’m not 18 nor do I smoke cloves so this isn’t the contest for me.
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 7:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hooray, looks like I’m in the lead!
what do you think of it, Gimp?
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 7:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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Sorry Shai, your lead was short lived...
I now present to you, The GMT Song (Working Title: Joseph Smosef Erosive)!
Sit back, be amazed, and enjoy. XD
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 8:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was going to take the time to pull out the web cam, mic, and guitar to make something, but instead I decided I’d do something a little different. This was going to be the "opener" to the song I was going to write, but I was feeling a little lethargic today.
Here it is
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 9:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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i want those Djarum blacks so ill give it a go.
i would like to do a love letter. so........
Here goez
O GMT, when i look into your eyes, all of my fears, all of my problems, they seem not to matter. Since the moment i met you, i knew we were made to be together. I do not kno wat to call this....is it love? is it lust? i would not put a label on wat we have, for it is something special, something that i cannot put into words. I find that you always the first thing i think of wen i wake up and the last before i lay my head to rest every night. Every moment that i spend with you on teh interwebz is so precious to me, i would do anything jux2 c u smile. Forgive me if i 4get special days, such as birthdays, or anniverseries because i enjoy our everydayness, our sense of stability. i know that at times, i seem cold, as if i dont care, but you are always in my heart. Your title, the grand master of thieves, is so appropriate for you have stolen my heart, and quite honestly i do not want it bak. I have fallen for you and am finding it difficult to get back up. One day, you will give little white trash children who will also have a touch of tan and little mohawks, and on that day, i will be the luckiest man on earth. wen we make love and you yell "buttrush me harder!" that is exactly wat i want to do. I cannot express the joy and happiness you have brought into my life. I never want this to end, wen we are old and grey we will look back on these days and we shall share these memories and then a kiss. Finally my sweet sweet angel i would simply like to state, that i love you, with everypart of my heart and soul.
Sincerely with everlasting love, you lover, best friend, and companion
Tha_krook3d_1
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 9:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck you YouTube! Down for maintenance, pfft! >:(
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 10:20 a.m. - Subject: |
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Phew, it’s back up.
lmao krook3d 1, that is... the gayest... nicest?... most romantic thing I have ever read!
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 10:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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xD i want the Djarums dude.
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 12:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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GrandMastaThief, You’re a fine moderator and a sincere human being. You are a Gentleman and a scholar. Keep up the good work!
- Doopliss
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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They just made clove cigarettes illegal in Pennsylvania. For a while I would bum some Black or Splash cigarettes from friends. They’re good every once and a while
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 5:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I might pull up the ol’ piano later and give this a whirl. But now, I’m knackered.
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 5:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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No way I can top Coopsz, I mean he even had some tittie action going on there.
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 5:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol, thanks dude! XD
I just thought I’d spice it up a little and put a big shout out to Scotland! (Actually I just happened to be wearing that t-shirt and thought it would be quirky to do something with it!
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 6:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wow. These are even more awesome than I’d hoped. Love your poem, Shai. You need to put it to some music and post it on youtube. :D
Coopz... oh man... hahahahaha. I wish I could hear it better. But still... hahahaha.
And krooked... that is the juiciest, sucky-upy-est thing so far. You too might want to consider putting some elevator music in the background and reading it outloud on youtube.
Toasty... oh Toasty. Very very talented "on the fly" DJ king. XD
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2009 6:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Haha, Doopliss, yours reminds me of a greeting card. :)
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