What should I do to get $100?
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:20 p.m. - Subject: What should I do to get $100? |
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So I’m in need of $100 so that I can drive again, so that I can continue looking for a job.
If you’ve seen my last thread, it says how my neighbor hit my car, and I had to tell the cops that I didn’t have insurance, so if they see me, and stop me, I’m fucked.
So what are some ideas you have? I already posted some stuff on craigslist.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sell your ass to THAT guy. :)
You’re welcome :)
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol. I don’t think he’d buy.
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Depends on how fast you need the cash.
You could:
1. Pawn something.
2. Second job or get one.
3. Sell plasma.
4. Sell your soul to Scarlett.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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1. Everything I could pawn, I need.
2. I can’t get a first job, without an insured car.
3. It takes nearly 5 hours around here your first time, and it’s only $35
4. Where can I find this person?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Do plasma and semen a few time each. It’ll take a few days but you’ll have the money within a week.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think you need a bachelors degree to donate sperm. I wouldn’t take my word though, since I heard that on Manswers. Also, that you could sell it for 800 dollars a pop.
So, I doubt either of those things are true. And around here, you don’t get any money for donating bodily fluids. I think you may get a tax deduction though.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Where can I find this person?
She lurks the dark corners of Rotteneggs. ;)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 4:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, there’s a bunch of shit you have to have in order to donate sperm, since no one wants a kid that would grow up and drop out of school and start smoking pot.
And I’m running out of ideas, I can’t go and donate plasma, because when I would have a car to get there, they would be closed.
I need kind of a thing like, you never knew you could do it but, it just earned you $100, type of thing.
Or if I could get a title loan some how, with no job and a temporary title.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 5:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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You have to be at least 18 to donate sperm.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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I am 18
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 5:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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You could compete in my contest and will a pack of Djarum Blacks. They’re selling on ebay for $16 plus shipping per pack.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 5:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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will=win
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 5:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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There are these weird things attached to the bottom of your legs called feet. I’ve heard that they are useful for getting places.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 6:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Find a pimp and whore yourself out to lonely gay men.
Or you could just panhandle. Either way. post pics when your on the street.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 7:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sell scrap metal. Those bums have the right idea with their aluminum cans.
Or, find the house nearest yours with the worst paint job, find the owner, and offer to paint it for $200, plus the cost of materials. It might be owned by elderly people who can’t possibly do the job, or an absentee landlord, who would appreciate it if the house looks like someone lives there. If they balk at the price, lower it to $150 plus materials. Then, do a halfway decent job. It’s not hard, but removing old paint can be a pain in the ass. I remember this because I actually spent my eighteenth birthday doing this very thing.
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'Egg Mauler'
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 8:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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yea, preparation to paint a house is like 10x the work of actually painting it. I used to paint houses over the summers while i was in high school. Make some good money that way...
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2009 9:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Steal something.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2009 5:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t eat the paint chips. If the paint predates 1977, it might contain lead.
I’ve given bums money to watch my bicycle while I went inside 7-11 in Pittsburgh.
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2009 7:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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whenever someone asks for money, theres always the ’get a job’ person
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
and even still, youd have to wait a few weeks before you saw any money, so i offer you some non bullshit answers.
find something on craigslist, utilize the free section. often there is furniture and cabinets and stuff that arent that bad. pick it up, and if it needs anything minor, do it. its minor. then sell for 20-30 bucks on craigslist because someone will probably buy it. i did this with aa dresser, and got 50 bucks, and also with a ratty old chair, but it only smelled wierd and was stained. after some cleaning and febreezing that was another 30 in my pocket within 2 days.
sell something like an ipod, you can get a few bucks. and if your ultimate goal is a job, why not sell some things you THINK you need, but wouldnt die with out? you can always buy them back, or buy new/better ones once you have somecash flow from your job.
try getting a couple of friends in a similar financial situation and go door to door offering yard work. this was my source of a daily 20-30 bucks with the neighborhood kids when i was 11 and 12 in the summer
or if you feel like an asshole and stealing from people that help you:
go to a food place, like starbucks or jamba juice or something somewhat laidback. make a complex order, and when the cashier turns around or goes to ask someone something, grab as much as your hand can hold and stuff in your pocket from the tip jar, you bastard.
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