My Yearbook
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2009 4:48 p.m. - Subject: My Yearbook |
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*This thread was inspired by the thread on Senior Quotes.
I thought it would be interesting if people showed us themselves in their yearbook and maybe told us a bit about it.
I’ll go first.
For our yearbook, they took pictures of us individually holding our Scottish Canditate Number (basically a pupil number). They printed that pic on the inside with a few lines de5cription, and they printed self-edited versions of them all on the cover of the book.
Here’s a part of the cover (I’m top right, also lol @ my stoner friend in the bottom left!)
Here’s a close-up of me (because I’m worth it!)
You’ll notice my SCN number on the card has been fucked up somehow in the process of printing.
And here’s the original image on the inside with the few lines about me:
As I explained in the Senior Quotes thread, my full quote had been "I like riding bikes almost as much as I like riding Robyn." (Robyn being my girlfriend at the time.
So I was a bit annoyed at the picture being messed up a bit, and now at them halfing my quote and making me sound like I have to wear armbands in the bathtub.
You’ll also notice they put "Coops" with an S instead of a Z. Fools! And the Hells Angels thing... I’d never be a Hells Angel! They ride horrible style bikes! Pfft. *spits*
The last annoying thing was on a page of "memories," they put a little story about me, but got it all wrong.
What ACTUALLY happened was... I got fucking stabbed in the head with a pencil and it started pouring down the side of my face. It was pretty dramatic.
While I was getting ready to kill the guy that did it, some girl called out to the teacher "Sir, Iain’s dying!" This brought the whole class attention onto me, and the teacher started freaking out a bit and fussing round and panicking.
(I went down to reception to the nurse, and stopped in at the bathroom on the way to check the blood in the mirror. It looked pretty hardcore! There was some guy standing there doing his hair and he just froze and stared at me when I calmlywalked in. It was lolable.)
So they got that totally wrong in the yearbook too.
This last picture is the year group picture (close up of me mainly, everyone else is ugly!). You may notice the horrible blazers we all got made to wear. Similar to Harry Potter, we were all Prefects (everyone in their final year is automatically made a prefect) and had to wear those blazers to mark us as such. To us (and all the other kids) it meant we were in charge, and got to boss them around. Heh heh.
It’s also maybe worth mentioning that the girl in the bottom middle was my first girlfriend (a long time before that pic though) and the one on bottom left was an occasional drunk botty-call of mine. (She’s just had a kid, that’s kinda scary!)
Ok, enough from me! Discuss/share your own!
TL;DR - Tough, read it bitch!
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2009 5:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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I like riding bikes.
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2009 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Not everybody is ugly Coopz. That red head to the bottom left of you in the class picture looks awful hot.
And yeah, nothing special in our yearbooks. I don’t do extra curricular shit, and I’m not a senior. So I don’t get anything special other than a picture.
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2009 6:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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I lost my yearbook many moons ago. :-(
Coopz, it appears you are one of very few in your class that can tie a tie.
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2009 7:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have no idea where mine is at, but you look quite dashing young Mr. Cooper!
Those Scottish lassies are quite hot too!
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2009 11:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: and now at them halfing my quote and making me sound like I have to wear armbands in the bathtub.
Well... do you?
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2009 12:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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HaHa @the pencil story.
I never bought our yearbook for some reason.
I was only in two pictures anyway and one of them my head was chopped off.
The operation to attach it again was pretty awkward.
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2009 12:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Those Scottish lassies are quite hot too!
Not that wench to the left of him, haha
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2009 11:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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In that pic with all those monkey suits you look like lemmings. Coopz lemmings. X-D
Sorry, sorry. Continue.
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2009 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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roflcopterlmfao!!!
5* Dodge!
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