how my first HS pep rally went.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 3:07 p.m. - Subject: how my first HS pep rally went. |
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1. we run into gym all bad ass.
2. we get owned at the games.
3. a senior yells freshman eat shit and throws diaper full of pudding at our cheerleaders.(dick)
4. we got the award for being loudest.
5. we got the non-official award for being the
most annoying class.(lol, thats us.)
all i have to say after all that bullshit when i get right down to it there are only a few words left to say....... that was FUN.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 3:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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whats a HS?
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 3:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sounds fun. Im a senior and all the freshman are tiny as hell
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 3:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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all the senior’s big as hell
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 3:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Not exactly ^ Im a tall kid, but i averaged with the seniors when i was a freshman. So im just not sure if i grew a lot, or they just got smaller
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 3:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Is this one of those sphecial schools?
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 4:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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HS stand for High School.
We only have one or two a year. I skipped the ones last year to hang out with some friends in the teacher’s lounge but they eventually got wise and started locking it. I went to one a few weeks ago for the homecoming game and it was pretty dull.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 4:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I just went to my 1,989th HS pep rally. The seniors DO seem bigger this year, hee hee! (At least the ones I was partying with were. Bigger, that is.)
I had to leave early though because the principal recognized me. Gotta come up with a better disguise, I suppose! "Perky pep squad member" isn’t working so well anymore; I’ll have to break out the "mini skirted English teacher" outfit.
xoxo
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 5:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I’ll have to break out the "mini skirted English teacher" outfit.
Oh HELL YEAH!!
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 7:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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I always hated pep rallies in high school, something about completely manufactured rivalries as a means of producing income never quite sat right.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 8:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Posted: Oct 16, 2009 5:04 p.m. - Subject:
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I’ll have to break out the "mini skirted English teacher" outfit.
Oh HELL YEAH!!
Of course, Mr T here isn’t going to say A FUCKING WORD about his "psychotic janitor" pep rally disguise! :P
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 8:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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How pep rallies go down for me:
1. Ask friends if they want to skip the rally with me
2. Some come, some may not.
3. Before the late bell to the rally begins, we hop the fence into the woods, and then to the service road where my car is parked.
4. We get in, and leave. Usually to Kohls, or Target to fuck around.
I only went to one pep rally this year, and I slept through it.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 8:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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I, along with the rest of the band geeks, had no choice but to go. Traditionally, freshmen band geeks participate in a hazing ritual the day of homecoming. That is, they’re required to make a sandwich sign with two pieces of poster board, and wear it at school all day over their torsos, with the two pieces of poster board connected with some twine that’s worn over the shoulders. Further, fresh fish must decorate the sign, front and back, with a message proclaiming school spirit, as well as their status as plebes. Those who don’t participate are required to embarrass themselves at the pep rally at the end of the day.
There was no fucking way I would do this, and I saw my "punishment" of having to sing the alphabet song at the pep rally as a mere 20 seconds of my life that would soon be forgotten. So I didn’t make a sign, was forced to sing the alphabet song at the pep rally with some other non-compliant fish, and it was forgotten. That’s what happened at my first pep rally.
And everyone wonders why I haven’t ever turned to drugs and alcohol to relieve my pain.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 8:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: How pep rallies go down for me:
1. Ask friends if they want to skip the rally with me
2. Some come, some may not.
3. Before the late bell to the rally begins, we hop the fence into the woods, and then to the service road where my car is parked.
4. We get in, and leave. Usually to Kohls, or Target to fuck around.
I only went to one pep rally this year, and I slept through it.
Exact same protocol, cept I just slip out the side door into the parking lot. I haven’t been to a pep rally since the first one freshman year, and I hated it, if I wanted to watch a bunch of black people jump around, I would just go into "their" hallway.
Now as a Senior I am so happy I haven’t gone to any of that shit.
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| Posted: Oct 17, 2009 6:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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We had ours last friday, and we didn’t win anything. I’m a freshman by the way.
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| Posted: Oct 17, 2009 7:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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All I remember from the pep rallies I went to at school
was when one of the cheerleaders came running through a paper banner and was going to do a flip.
She busted her ass on the gym floor.
Funny shit at the time.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Oct 17, 2009 7:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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i once ate a cake. it was delicious. i shat a cakepoop
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| Posted: Oct 17, 2009 7:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Congratulations, Po, would you like a medal for that amazing accomplishment?
The pep rally at my school was really boring, except when they almost dropped a cheerleader doing that stand-on-the-others-hands thing...
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Oct 17, 2009 8:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: i once ate a cake. it was delicious. i shat a cakepoop
What about the butterfly fudge?
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