this was fucked up...
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 8:43 a.m. - Subject: this was fucked up... |
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Last night me and my buddies went to a party, and got shwasted. A dude told me he liked me, and im straight and i was about to beat his ass. Now im depressed and shit because of that motherfucker. A DUDE seriously wtf lol.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 8:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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I know--guys tell me they like me all the time. It’s messed.
On the other hand, it makes them easier to kill.
(Did I say "kill"...? I meant "go on fun dates with!")
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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but he turned out to not be gay
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 9:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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are you gay? are you homophobic? then don’t freaking worry about it
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 9:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah--they call that "the down low" brutha. ;)
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 9:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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i think someone has repressed feelings
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 9:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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So now you find out he was just wanting to be friends?
I could understand kicking his ass if he touched you
or tried to swap spit with ya.
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'DU HAST MICH'
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 10:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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There was a party here the othjer day, it lasted 2 days and ended with 3 ambulances, was a house party
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'LongLeggedMackDaddy'
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 10:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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You were going to beat his ass were you? ;)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 10:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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nope, literally shatter his jaw. He has a wife shits no even cool
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 10:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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So he was just "pullin your leg"?
(not the third one I hope).
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 11:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You were going to beat his ass were you? ;)
[quote]So he was just "pullin your leg"?
(not the third one I hope). [\\quote]
*insert gay joke*
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 11:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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^ gay tagz
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 11:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hey just because a couple of hot, sexy, mustached, oiled-up, muscular guys want to work each other off once in awhile DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE GAY.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 1:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Man, either way somebody told you they liked you; I’d take it as a compliment
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 1:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Hey just because a couple of hot, sexy, mustached, oiled-up, muscular guys want to work each other off once in awhile DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE GAY.
It does if they like it
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 1:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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*looks closely at photo of mustached guys in leather biker hats and vests*
Hm... well, neither one of them is smiling, so.... they actually look kinda angry.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 1:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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not a big deal just say your not gay and walk away.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 2:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Better yet is to look deeply into his eyes and smile ever so slightly, nod a little bit, and move a little closer--not much, just like an inch or so.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2009 3:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^^^^^
then kiss him and have him suck your cock.
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