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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:00 p.m. - Subject: awkward... |
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Just another awkward moment in seventh period English class.
So, I was in english class and we had a sub. The sub obviously had been worn down by the other three classes earlier that day, and was reading a book and making paper airplanes for the entire class. So, for 100 minutes, instead of writing a FCAT essay, it was pure anarchy in there. Eventually everyone settled down and me and three other neighbors started talking about the most philosophical stuff that has ever been talked about in casual conversation in that school.
Eventually we got to religion. So, I decided to say "Hey isn’t there some crazy religion out there that was based in America and pretty much was made up by some crazy guy?" I was talking about Mormonism. That was when I found out that the cute girl that sits behind me that I was talking to was a devout Mormon. And a very pissed off one. Now everyone thinks that I am ignorant.
So, internet, regale me with your awkward stories as I sit here in a dark room eating ice cream.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I once told a "black joke" to some of my fellow workers and had no idea that the maintenance guy (who is black) was standing behind me.
Those fuckers at work didn’t even tell me he was there.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I went to the doctor’s yesterday to get a yearly physical. It turns out one of my ex girlfriends who I haven’t seen in a year now works there as an secretary (evidently her mother works there and got her the job). I was in the room waiting for the doctor but there were three people before me so I had about half an hour to kill in a small room by myself.
So my ex walks into the room, says she really misses me and wants to make stuff up with me (we broke up on less than friendly terms). I tell her nothing could make it better and I’d rather be left alone. She bursts into tears and says "No one wants me since I got knocked up."
I was stuck in a small room with her crying all over me until the damn doctor came in twenty-ish minutes later. That was the longest, mot awkward time of my life because I had no idea what to say or how to get out of there. Damn pregnant slut.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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LMAO^^^
That fucking sucks dude
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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You live in Florida too?
No awkward moments come to mind though, I would have to think.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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I broke up with my girlfriend, and she texted my sister, saying that I was a bisexual pothead. I had to explain this text to my grandmother...
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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When I worked at Hills, a store thhat went tits up years ago, my career there lasted about two and a half weeks. They made me the janitor, which was nice for the first week because nobody knew who I was, giving me carte blanche to do whatever I pleased. For instance, in the back of the store was all manner of merchandise that was damaged, destined for the dumpster. A coworker and I could eat all the opened bags of candy we wanted. One a couple of occasions, I’d go into the janitor’s closet, where the door mats were stored. I’d leave the lights off, build a nest for myself in the door mats, which were clean, and take a nap.
One day, I was retrieving carts from the parking lot with that coworker. Those cheap fucks never installed a motorized door, making the task of getting the carts into the store a real treat. Anyway, a "short" school bus rolled by. The other guy blurted to me: "Here comes the RETATD BUS!", not realizing the boss was there. It turns out the boss has an autistic son, and no sense of humor.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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itz akward wen you are shitting next2 some1 in the bathroom at skool and one of you is having a hard time, then you both come out of the stall at the same time and have2 stare at eachother while you wash your hands, you could cut the tension with a knife i swear
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: me and three other neighbors started talking about the most philosophical stuff that has ever been talked about in casual conversation in that school
Quote: I decided to say "Hey isn’t there some crazy religion out there that was based in America and pretty much was made up by some crazy guy?"
Sounds deep, bro.
I had a short conversation with an attractive Iranian girl from my French class in line at the campus sandwich shop, then ordered a BLT. True story.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, I got one.
After school me and 2 other friends drove across town to Waffle House after school, and it was fucking delicious. I told our waitress how fucking delicious my meal was, and she was like thank you. I gave her a nice tip.
Yeah. Not too awkward in the least.
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ouch, those are some pretty cringeworthy stories! None spring to mind for me, but I’ll think about it. I’m sure there’s something...
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 7:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: itz akward wen you are shitting next2 some1 in the bathroom at skool and one of you is having a hard time, then you both come out of the stall at the same time and have2 stare at eachother while you wash your hands, you could cut the tension with a knife i swear
Hahahhaha I know right?! I hate when that happens, or when you’ve dropped the most putrid smelling thing to date in the toilet, and then you have to go out and face the kid who won’t fucking leave the bathroom.
Quote: I once told a "black joke" to some of my fellow workers and had no idea that the maintenance guy (who is black) was standing behind me.
Those fuckers at work didn’t even tell me he was there.
Hah, that sucks... I’m assuming he wasn’t one of those black guys who can take a black joke and laugh his ass off about it?
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2009 10:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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I was introduced to someone as Po and moments later when someone referred to me she said "who’s Po?" and there was a silence. Then I said "hi, I’m Po" and held my hand out to shake. She was embarrassed liek a brown doooog.
Girl stole my camera that had photos from strip poker in it. She locked herself in the bathroom and I couldn’t get in (short of breaking the lock). Lots of laughter and foot stamping. When she finally came out it was awkward. In the little gathering in this house after the pub was this girl who’d seen strip poker photos of me and some others, a woman I’d slept with, one of the people from strip poker, the owner of the house and my friend. Kinda awkward. Not drunk enough so I left.
I’m sure I could think of better ones later.
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| Posted: Oct 28, 2009 4:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I met these new people who I had mutual friends with.
After 30 minutes of ranting about how much I hate Canadians
(Which I don’t, i was just acting like a jackass to be funny)
I found out they were Canadian.
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| Posted: Oct 28, 2009 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had a date with a girl named Brittany Lee Tu****
and i ordered a BLT..
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| Posted: Oct 28, 2009 7:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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also from florida
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| Posted: Oct 28, 2009 7:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well, this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
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| Posted: Oct 28, 2009 9:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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I accidently grabbed a girl’s boob today, wasn’t the worst because she was a friend, but it has happened to me with girls who I didn’t really know...its meh
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| Posted: Oct 29, 2009 5:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think two girls think I am a loser now... Yesterday, when I usually wait for a few friends who I carpool with (but that day they were going home with someone else), I was sitting alone on a bench, and these two girls came up to me who think i am "cute" in a sort of bad way. So they sat next to me awkwardly and I had nothing to talk about and they thought I didn’t know how to talk to girls. So one of them says "So you just sit here everyday by yourself?" in that tone one uses when talking to a rape victim.
So, I said that I did not, that I carpooled with a bunch of my friends and they were not coming that day. They gave each other a look that said they did not beleive me. So, today, I came out of the building with four of my closest friends and a girl i liked. They were a little shocked.
Sure showed them.
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