halloween nearly got me in trouble :O
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:35 p.m. - Subject: halloween nearly got me in trouble :O |
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the night was good
I was drunk and all ready to go out clubbing.
some kids came trick or treating to my friends house , by this time we had consumed a large amount of booze
anddddddd we didnt have any candy to give them
so we all gave them all a shot called a "quick fuck"
for those who dont know what a quick fuck is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quick_Fuck
basically its alcohol in a sealed shot glass that you can buy in packs of 6 (i personally don’t like them all that much)
anyway we thought it would be funny at the time, and the kids seemed pretty happy with it
(it was either that or two minute noodles and some chewing gum)
so the night progressed, i went clubbing
had a fucking awesome time
got home at 4.30 in the A M..
slept for a few hours only to be woken up by police knocking on the front door...
police - "sir do you know why we have had reports that this residence provided alchohol to minors last night on halloween"
me - "na"
anyway my mates woke up and we all chatted to the cops for a bit
and convinced them that, it could of been any house along here and that we had gone out for the night and shit
and little kids aren’t exactly the best source of information.
and they said how much trouble we could of gotten into if it was us etc etc
- apparently court and a big fine
so yeah that was kind of a weird turn of events,
anyone else have something out of the ordinary happen on their Halloween ?
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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I went to bed at 10:30pm to celebrate the occasion.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, wow, in RE land it’s just past my bed time. A lot of people are probably out now. Maybe come back later, Howdy.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Triple post.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 11:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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PS. Sounds like a fun night, Howdy. Back in my youth I had a garden level apartment. Here that means it’s half sunk in the ground. Anyway, on Halloween night we always had pop bottle rockets left over from 4th of July which we’d aim at neighboring apt windows from our semi-sub-Terrain window. I had a method of holding them for just the right amount of time once they tried to fire such that when I did let them go, they would pop exactly outside of the person’s window. Haha. Don’t try that without gloves as it leaves evidence. Anyway, we’d fire a few rounds of these off, put the screen back on and wait for the cops to prowl. We might be bold and do a few extra nuisance rounds before passing out. Good times.
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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PSS. As an old lady I sit at home Halloween night and peer out my window for youthful pranksters I can pelt with my airsoft. >:D
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 11:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Triple post.^
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| Posted: Oct 31, 2009 11:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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I knew a guy who claims he did "Trick-Or-Drink" in his college dormitory. Instead of a pillowcase or a bag for candy, one carries an empty milk jug door-to-door, and says "Trick or drink!" instead of "Trick or treat!" when the occupant answers. Then, instead of candy, the occupant pours a shot of liquor into the jog.
At the end of the night, he had a foul mixture of vodka, rum, whiskey, and even some cordials like Kahlua and schnapps. So he went back to his dormitory, added cranberry juice, and drank the night away. Now that’s some dedicated drinking. I don’t think he attended his 8:00 a.m. Calculus II class the next day.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 12:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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I had a roommate who played Nintendo and smoked pot instead of studying all the time. She got the highest score on the Advanced Calc final. Bitch...
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 1:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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^^^^^LAWL
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 7:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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I got into the first serious fight I’ve had in a while. These two assholes were hassling some younger kids as they were walking up the street. The kids were only 11-13 and there were about five of them grouped together clutching their half full bags of candy. The two guys looked about my age (17) and were probably jut looking for someone smaller to pick on.
So I put down the bowl of candy at my house and walked half a block down the street to the group of kids. I told them to walk up to my yard and take whatever candy they wanted and told the two guys to fuck off.
Well they didn’t fuck off as I had hoped and decided to put on the classic dumbass "make me" look. I got in the face of #1 and when I did, #2 cold cocked me from my right side (he must’ve been really weak because I don’t even have a bruise this morning). Long story short, I got pissed, tossed #2 through my neighbor’s old wooden fence (it just broke when I threw him at it) and #1 ran away.
My neighbor, who is a man in his eighties, called the cops and they would have charged me with assault and destruction of property because they only heard the old man’s side of the story. But the group of kids saved my ass when they came up and said some big kids were messing with them and I was just helping them.
The cops left to try and find the two guys (#2 had gotten up and ran off before the cops came) and no charges were pressed. Today I’m going to go to Home Depot to get some wood and such to fix the fence I broke. Overall it was a pretty fun night.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 8:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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Cool story CTD, glad you managed to save the kids and glad you didnt get in shit for it. And the fact that you’re going to go fix the old guys fence, that’s just the icing on the cake. They should make it a feel-good good guy movie! Just shows there are still some good people in the world. Good on ya.
And lol @ Howdy giving kids shots of booze instead of candy! Not so much the good guy in that story but it’s freaking hilarious!
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 8:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Well, I stayed home all night because my douchebag friend called at like 6 and said HAY DOOD I LIEK CANT CUM OVUR EVEN THO WE PLANND DIS WEEKS AGO.
All my other friends were busy with their plans, knowing I couldn’t come because I already had plans of my own. I literally think I’m going to kick that asshole in the neck for essentially ruining Halloween.
But yeah, I stayed home and watched porn, as is tradition when I’m bored.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 9:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Me too, PL!
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 9:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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i dont remember last night, and i was the driver, and im not sure how i got home. but my cars here and stuff so yay i guess.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 10:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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I saw the moon last night look exactly how it does in every horror movie eerily shrouded behind some semi-transparent clouds ehich was fitting as hell for Halloween. Since I’m still sort of sick, my mom and I went and saw that Michael Jackson movie, "This Is It". I highly recommend downloading it or going to see it in theaters. I thought it was fantastic.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 11:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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Kudos to you, Captain, for giving booze to minors and avoiding arrest!!
I got shitfaced drunk and passed out. I slept for about 12 hours. My boss was worried about me and left several messages. I didn’t even hear the phone ring. When I woke up this morning she called and I could tell she thought I had died or run away or something. It made me feel a bit guilty.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 11:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I literally think I’m going to kick that asshole in the neck for essentially ruining Halloween.
I know exactly how you feel man, I’ve had the same friend cancel on me literally hours before going to a gig 3 fucking times in a row, always for the same band, and always like 2 or 3 hours before so that I dont have time to find someone else to go with, and dont want to go on my own, so I miss them. It pisses me the hell off.
Last time they were here I made my own plans and went to see them. I spoke to them afterwards and they actually knew me, and had noticed my absence the last 3 times! I knew people had sent in requests for me for when the band came, and it turned out the band had called out for me each fucking time and I was never fucking there! So when I said "Do you know the name Coopz?" they were like "Yeah, the guy with the leg!" And I was like "Yeah, thats me!" and they were like "We learned that song your friend requested, but you were never here for us to play it, we called out for you but you were never here!" I was su fucking pissed off at the friend, and made sure the band knew it was her fault. They said they would have played the request that time but they didnt think I was there! But they promised to play it next time, so we’ll see!
/ramble
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 1:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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This Halloween has been so fucking gay for me. I am the only one of my friends that has exams the first week of November. No going out, no booze, no easy wimminz and messing around with shit kids.
Just staying at home and reading :/
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