im stoned.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 3:22 p.m. - Subject: im stoned. |
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tell me a kickass story.
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 3:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Okay, well, there once was a man named GYM-SAMpile, who one day decided to bake all of his marijuana into cookies and mail them to a man named Pyro-451. He then decided to give Pyro-451 his account password and email, along with his bank account name, social security number, first, last, and middle name, and his mother’s maiden name, along with the answers to the security questions.
No, wait, that wasn’t a story, it was a prophecy. Might as well fulfill it.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 3:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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but then Chaos came along and broke into pyro-451’s home and stole the cookis and personal info, then made a tidy sum by eating the cookies and selling the individual pieces of info to everyone else on RE to make them argue over the missing parts needed, Chaos lolled and enjoyed his trip.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 3:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Once upon a time there was this guy playing Guitar Hero and he decided he was quite hungry. He thought about ordering a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a 2 liter of coke but then though if he was going to the trouble of ordering in, he might as well get some delicious Sesame Chicken with fried rice, an eggroll and eggdrop soup and a large Pepsi. But then he thought, why spend all that money when I have Ramen Noodles here. I could make them with an egg and some vegetables I have in the freezer. He thought that was too much and remembered he had some Stouffer’s Macaroni and Cheese that he could cook until the edges turned bubbly and crispy.
Nah, that was too much work. He thought about getting a delicious double cheeseburger from Carl’s Jr. But remembered he loved the steak from Lonestar with a sweet potato, no wait, a baked potato with butter, sour cream and chives. Perhaps he would even have death by chocolate for dessert along with a blooming onion. Oh, those are Bennigans and Outback. Nevermind.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 3:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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^I currently have no food available atm. >:’(
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 3:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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That sucks. I feel bad for you. :(
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 6:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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those stories sucked.
0*s all around.
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 6:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Complete the prophecy, bitch^
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ll return the favor.
Aren’t you hungry now, though? Are you sure you’re stoned?
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 6:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Jesus christ man.
I tried to click on Desktop Thread but I was so high I clicked here, when I read the title I was like ’oh my god how did RE know’ then I realized I clicked the wrong thread.
String theory while high is intense. Do it.
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 6:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Be like the cop who called the police because he was so high that he thought he was dead
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 7:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Po deleted Weasel.
End.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 7:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^beautiful story.
i hate weasels.
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| Posted: Nov 03, 2009 9:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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One time... this guy got stoned and posted a thread on RE.
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