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I want to buy a ford ranger
   
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jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 12:22 p.m. - Subject: I want to buy a ford ranger

must have extended cab, 4x4, automatic
probably 96 or 97 cause they’re getting cheap

damn they’re sexy.



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PussyLiquor


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 1:13 p.m. - Subject:

OK?

I think Fords suck.


jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 1:29 p.m. - Subject:






nigga plz


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 1:59 p.m. - Subject:

I don’t like you.

But at least you can spell better than our usual trolls.


Salamanderhead


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 3:14 p.m. - Subject:

Its nice, get one. I got a free 1993 gmc jimmy from my uncle. Im just having problems with the registration currently. When I get all that shit done I’ll have a badass jeep.


Bezerk


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 3:28 p.m. - Subject:

For some reason im bias against utes.

But im sure that if i wasnt i would love that one.


timmydogman


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 6:49 p.m. - Subject:

That is one sweet truck.

Go for it.


jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 04, 2009 7:45 p.m. - Subject:

hell yeah


Toasty


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 5:20 a.m. - Subject:

Get a fullsize truck. Mid-Size trucks are retarded and are for sluts.


The__Overlord


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 9:10 a.m. - Subject:

I’m surprised you endorse Fords, FW. I have an F-250 in excellent condition which I got really cheap. Had 42K miles and I picked it up for $5700 from a coworker who bought it off the lot and took excellent care of it. The first time I took it to get an oil change, the tech thought it was new because the undercarriage had no rust or signs of wear at all.

It’s a very tall truck for me. I stand at about 5’6" and I literally have to climb up in it. Sometimes I catch strangers laughing at me when I get out of it. I suppose I look like a midget compared to it. lol

It has extra overload springs on the back because the former owner briefly had an overhead camper on it (which came with the truck and I immediately sold). It has two fuel tanks and a geared down rear axle for mountain hauling. BTW, my truck could literally drive over that Ford Ranger and probably not get a scratch on it. Of course, my truck gets about 19 miles to the gallon too. I have 6 vehicles, BTW. I have a sedan, a station wagon, a sports car, a motorcyle, a truck and a van. Some I received for free from friends. I have a 2 car garage and two driveways. All parking spots are full.


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:11 a.m. - Subject:

I can see the sign now "Gimp’s Garage, you got ’em we park ’em"


jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:14 p.m. - Subject:

full size would be too big for me probably.

gimp what year is your truck?


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:15 p.m. - Subject:

1995 so it’s older. Still looks and runs like new. It took me a while to get used to parking it. Sucker is big.


jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:19 p.m. - Subject:

i looked at an 89 f150 at a dealership today
old trucks are so sexy


The__Overlord


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:22 p.m. - Subject:

What did they want for it? Also, pull a carfax report on any used cars. It will tell you if an insurance claim was made on it.


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:24 p.m. - Subject:

BTW, Mazda trucks are made with the same parts in the same factories as Ford Rangers. Get Flaming Wheelchair and/or Dodge to verify this because if it’s true (and I’m pretty sure it is), they’re significantly less expensive for the same thing.

Oh, and for the record, I’m an old lady. Not a "he".


jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:25 p.m. - Subject:

don’t remember, but i will do carfax before i buy anything


jon-8660


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Posted: Nov 07, 2009 10:27 p.m. - Subject:

yeah mazda b’s are all rebadged rangers, but their all stick shift, which i’m to lazy for

yes ma’am


Toasty


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Posted: Nov 08, 2009 12:08 p.m. - Subject:

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BTW, Mazda trucks are made with the same parts in the same factories as Ford Rangers. Get Flaming Wheelchair and/or Dodge to verify this because if it’s true (and I’m pretty sure it is), they’re significantly less expensive for the same thing.


That is true, same with Mitsubishi and Dodge -- it’s actually rather evident even from the exterior that a Mitsu Rampage has the same "build" as a Dakota...I think Mitsu is coming out (or came out) with a full size, based off of the Ram.

You’d be amazed at the automotive partnerships (Mercedes transmissions in Dodge Sprinter vans, Mitsubishi engines in some Dodge’s, Dodge’s engines and vehicles rebranded as Mitsubishi (don’t forget the Galant or Eclipse -- a Charger rebadge)...It’s always a good idea to look at current valuation, your assets, and future valuation, and your determination to keep the vehicle.


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Posted: Nov 08, 2009 8:13 p.m. - Subject:

Fords do not suck. Ford rangers though, do suck. So do S10’s and Sonomas. But if I had to pick one truck out of those it would be a ranger. Just make sure it’s got low mileage or it won’t be worth it at all. And always be willing to settle with a shitty cab/interior condition as long as the engine/drive train is in good shape.
   
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