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'Incompetent'
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 11:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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i would kick that bitch in the head, or run like hell, it depends what mood I’m in.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 12:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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smoke a bowl with her.
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'Incompetent'
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 12:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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i would also wait untill she turns 18 and then fuck her
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Master Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 2:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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I aint seen the ring, but I’ve heard about it. I’d probably join in the fun... Oh wait, you mean THE RING, as in the horror movie... um.. lol... I was just kidding guys!
I’d probable point over her shoulder and shout "Look! an eagle" Then when she turned round I’d kick her ass and run like f**k!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 3:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol keiser..... i would shoot her if that didnt work id just run in public....(would she follow you were groups of people are waching?)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 3:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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i would point and laugh at her...then give her money for a haircut...(she needs one bad)...after that keiser would have his way with her...
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 3:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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i have not seen the ring
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 4:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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i would invite her to a game of chess. then win and bost on her sorry ass
...but then i would run to the church and graba pointy relic and stab her with it. burning her soul. lol that sucks bad lol
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 4:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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put an m-80 down her throat and run like bat out of hell
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 4:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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not look at the t.v.?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 4:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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if u dont have a telephone, cant u watch it without being killed? i mean really....what is she gonna do? send u a singing telegram?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 5:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Run
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 5:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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First,I would take her out with a broken beer bottle. Then, I would mow away at her with a hedge trimmer, pre-heat my oven to 350*, repededly beat her with a curtian rod, i’d then grab a billiards ball duct-tape it to my hand and punch her unconcious. Stuff the body into my preheated oven for 10* min. Take out her body, piss on her, leave her face down in a mud puddle. Decide to out her mouth on the curb. kick her in the back of the head, pour kerosene on her light it. Collect the ashes/? in a garbage bag, and then have the priest exorcize her/it. tie a bag to her head and finally, bury her face-down at the beach.
*times may vary for different models
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 7:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol, when i saw the name of this title i laughed. i donno, ide probably run, or push her out the window, lol. it would be hilarious to just see her stumble.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 7:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol no what u do if find her lil well thingy and drop a match.. there has to be some emthane down there.. or push her off the cliff
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'Egg Mauler'
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 7:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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id run like hell
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| Posted: May 03, 2005 8:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Throw up and proceed to die.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 04, 2005 8:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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o then, how about u just grab her, take a sample of a DNA, genetically modify it to obey you, and clone away! Once you have 3 or 4 clones, set them loose on her. after that, keep the clones as body gaurds
*bonus*
clone an army and take over scotland. Or Sweden...
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 04, 2005 10:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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12 gauge scatter to the neck. Blow her head off.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 04, 2005 1:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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depending on the mood im in i would either A. Give her a quarter and tell her to pay a rat to knaw her face off B. Smoke some cronic with her C. Beat on her with my bare hands D. Call Extreme Makeovers
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