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A2N2T


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 4:26 a.m. - Subject: silly no0bs

LOL these no0bs actually commented and voted on one of my eggs which is 3months oldand gave it zero cuz i rated there shit eggs what they deserved


this image shows that this egg was made in march, 3 months prior to there comments




and their comments




here is some advice to u no0bs get over it...ur eggs were shit and i voted em wot they deserved...so dont bitch bout it and get on with ur pathetic lives

and V-A-O for ur info i have seen an ostrich...i live in australia , there are plenty of emus and ostriches..dumbass

and priesty heres ur drum roll....*drum roll* you said you would give me 1 star for every one that is of use and by ur mathamatics u found -37 of em useful...LOL all i can say is aslong as u keep defendin ur self with thoses flames i wont even have to call u stupid cuz you will do it urself


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 4:28 a.m. - Subject:

i dont relli expect comments but hey wotever..i just wanted to flame em



Posted: Jun 18, 2006 4:54 a.m. - Subject:

dude... nobody gives a fuck.. its pretty pathetic you bitching about 2 randoms giving u a bad comment on a 3 month old egg..


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 4:58 a.m. - Subject:

well, heh, stuff him, i find knowing an ostrich’s eye is bigger thats its brain very usefull thankyou, give me a link and ill rate it 5*****


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:00 a.m. - Subject:

and yea, why did you post this, nobdy cares, i mean i learned that thing about the ostrich but i could of learnedit from the egg?
OR was you just bored so you posted random?


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:03 a.m. - Subject:

i felt lyk flamin em and yer start a convo

http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/175953.html

theres the link battery



and cant_stop if u read my first comment on this thread i said i didnt give fuck either..i just wanted to flame em
calm down


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:08 a.m. - Subject:

lol, breath in...breath out, kk im calm, what made you rate there stuff 0 in the 1st place, did you have an argument or something


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:09 a.m. - Subject:

i rated 5***** :D woot some egg points for me :D


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:10 a.m. - Subject:

na man their eggs were , i thought, shit and if they cant take a few 0 then they can bitch undertheir breath and not to me cuz i bite bak lol


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:12 a.m. - Subject:

lmao


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:18 a.m. - Subject:

Haha silly noobs


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:23 a.m. - Subject:

rivel how would someone in hollond handle these pesky no0bs??


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:27 a.m. - Subject:

Sell them



Posted: Jun 18, 2006 5:30 a.m. - Subject:

^hahaha



Posted: Jun 18, 2006 10:29 a.m. - Subject:

I will now rate all of your eggs 0 because you seem to be a faggot. No one gives a damn about a few nübs rating your egg down. It was a shitty egg anyway.


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 11:01 a.m. - Subject: I could c/p this stuff too.

Dearest A2N2T,

It seems the Internet has many facts like this for nübs like you to c/p into RE and call it an Egg, here’s a whole bunch I put together from a google search in just a few minutes. Allot of these facts came out of a book by David Hoffman titled "Who Knew?" and subtitled "Things You Didn’t Know About Things You Know Well". Not all of them, just some of them. So your Egg was most likely c/p because I really doubt you have all this knowledge rolling around inside your head just to make an Egg out of it.

Eggz

PS There are so many of these facts in fact, just the ones I copied here might not all fit into this post.
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full
moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line
would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or
purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right.

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and
a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely
solid.

The words ’racecar,’ ’kayak’ and ’level’ are the same whether they are
read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in
order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;
otherwise it will digest itself.

(1) Did you know online sales increased by 54% this holiday season... despite the failure of 85% of dot.com companies? It’s true. Last year during the holiday season, U.S. consumers spent 7 billion dollars purchasing goods and gifts online. This year, holiday online purchases were 10.8 billion dollars.

By the way, the average purchase of those online consumers was $304 worth of merchandise.

And, all of the online retailers who enjoyed profitable holiday sales had the same thing in common. I could tell you what it was but, I’m not going to. If this information would be of interest to you, it would be a useful and instructional exercise for you to do the research and find out the answer for yourself.

(2) Did you know cops have a database for laundry tags? That’s because sometimes, when they discover a dead person with no identification, the laundry mark will help them identify the body.

(3) Did you know a product called "Dermaplec" is an over-the-counter cosmetic that is the best product available for hiding bruises? Therefore, every patrolman called out to investigate a case of domestic abuse quickly learns to check the couple’s medicine cabinet for Dermaplec. If this product is in the medicine cabinet, it’s almost as good as a confession by the husband that he beats his wife on a regular basis.

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

6. There are more chickens than people in the world.

7. Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

13. All 50 States are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

14. Almonds are a member of the peach family.

15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

16. Maine is the only State whose name is just one syllable.

17. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

18. The characters "Bert" and "Ernie" on Sesame Street were named after "Bert the cop" and "Ernie the taxi driver" in Frank Capra’s "It’s a Wonderful Life."

19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

20. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

23. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

24. Los Angeles’ full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."

25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

28. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

35. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

a) There is a small Roman Catholic church in Murtosa in Northern Portugal and it is the only Roman Catholic church where it is acceptable to drop your trousers so everyone in the church can see your naked rear end. The reason? The local saint, St. Gonacalo (a colorful 13th century priest) has a reputation for curing hemorrhoids. All you have to do is show up at the church, show his statue the affected region, say a prayer and, according to the locals, the pain disappears.

b) The ostrich cannot fly but it can outrun a race horse.

c) An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

d) The studio that made the movie "Casa Blanca" expected the movie to be a box office disaster. So they kept the budget of the film so low, the plane used in the background of the final scene was a small cardboard cutout. To give it the illusion of being full sized, the producers hired midgets to portray the crew who prepared it for take off.

e) Marilyn Monroe developed her signature walk by hacking off the heel of one shoe.

f) If you ever see the name "Alan Smithee" in the credits of a movie, it means the real director considered the movie so crummy, he didn’t want his or her real name to be used.

g) The stabbing sound the knife in the movie "Psycho" made is actually the sound of a knife stabbing a melon.

h) Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

i) The number of cricket chirps you can hear in 15 seconds plus 37 will tell you the current air temperature.

j) Panama hats are actually made in Ecuador.

k) "Stewardesses" is the longest word in the English language that can be typed using only your left hand.

l) In the Batman comic books, only Batman and Robin live in the Wayne Mansion. In the Batman movies however, an elderly woman, Aunt Harriett, also lives there. This is because producers fear two bachelors and a butler living together might make people think they have homosexual overtones.

m) The smell of Crayola crayons is so familiar, it is one of the most 20 recognized scents to adults. It ranks up there with coffee and peanut butter. The smell of Crayola crayons is so soothing, that sniffing them has been proven to lower blood pressure.

n) The name "Atari" was chosen so customers who bought their products would think it was based in Japan. It was actually based in Northern California.

o) On the average, we forget 80% of what we learn on any given day.

If Jell-O is hooked up to an EEG, it registers movements virtually identical to the brain waves of a healthy adult.

On average, a Twinkie will explode in a microwave in 45 seconds.

100 shares of McDonald’s stock worth $2,250 when it was first offered in 1965 was worth more than 1.4 million dollars 30 years later in 1995.

The original package of M&M’s contained brown, yellow, orange, red, green and violet colored candies. The red ones were taken out of the mix in 1976. This is not because they contained red dye #2. It was because company officials were afraid customers would think it did contain that dye..

The dollar sign is a combination of the letters "P" and "S", which is the abbreviation for pesos which was the principle coin in circulation in the United States until 1794. After that, we began marketing our own dollars.

Most American currency contains micro-printed messages to prevent counterfeiting; for example, on the $1 bill, there is an owl in the upper left hand corner of the numeral "1" and a spider hidden in the upper right.

The phrase "United States of America" is camouflaged within the label of Benjamin Franklin’s jacket on the newer $100 bill.

The man who commissioned the Mona Lisa refused it.

Sunglasses were first worn in 15th century China. They were used by judges to conceal their expressions while presiding over court.

Erich Segal, the author of "Love Story" was also one of the screenwriters of "Yellow Submarine".

In the movie, "It Happened One Night" Clark Gable peeled a raw carrot with a pen knife and then munched upon it as he attempted to teach Claudette Colbert how to hitchhike. That scene inspired Warner Brothers to give Bugs Bunny his signature carrot chomp.

According to the film’s animators, you’ll see 6,649,952 black spots every time you watch the movie "101 Dalmations".

Yeah, Fun Facts.


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 11:02 a.m. - Subject:

Well now, they all did fit.


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 11:19 a.m. - Subject:

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

prove it

some scientist has proved they dont, prove they do, well come on...NOW, NOW I SAY, NOOOOOOOW
(and dont say cause google/the internet told me)



Posted: Jun 18, 2006 11:24 a.m. - Subject:

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A conference of vets in Hobart has heard that fish are much smarter than is commonly thought.

Studies have found the concept of fish having three second memories is a myth and goldfish memories can last as long as three months.

Veterinarian Dr Richmond Loh says fish have been tested by making them use levers to get food.

"They further refined that learned behaviour by just allowing only one hour in the whole day that, when the fish pushes the lever that the food comes down," he said.

"So it didn’t take too long before the fish actually figured out that."

Meanwhile, vets are concerned that many pet fish around Australia are not being as well looked after as they should be.

The conference has heard that people often do not get treatment for their sick fish.

Dr Loh says fish can get sick very easily because many diseases survive in water.

"Quite often we, because vets aren’t seen as the professionals or knowledgeable in the area, we are the last port of call and subsequently the fish would be at near death’s door before we get to have a look at them," he said.


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Posted: Jun 18, 2006 11:29 a.m. - Subject:

Who wouldn’t get treatment for their sick pet fish??

Seems rather heartless as they’ll never get big enough to broil with just a little lemon.
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