Johny’s Famous Douchebags
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 4:43 a.m. - Subject: Johny’s Famous Douchebags |
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Does anyone here have someone famous that the mere sight of their smug, shitbag face scrolling across your TV screen makes your blood pressure skyrocket? A short list of mine would include, but is totally not limited to:
Tom Cruise
Tom, here, is showing us what he’ll have securely jammed up his colon a little later in the evening. DOUCHE!
Toby Redneck Keith
Nice mullet, cock sucker. Did it come with an IROC-Z Camaro, a tall can of Busch, and a Remington shotgun? I can’t stand seeing this prick in Ford Truck commercials. For some reason Ford has come to the conclusion that the only people that drive trucks are people who suck on salt-licks and fuck their sisters.God,just look at that shit eating smile of his.Kind of makes you punch infants,doesn’t it? DOUCHE!
Zack De La Rocha
Of Rage Against the Machine. I used to actually like RATM, until I developed my own opinion of politics and stopped relying on corporate marketing propaganda and MTV for my input. Cut the dreads, dickhead, the 60’s are over. DOUCHE!
Keanue "Teh Neo" Reeves (however the fuck you spell it)
The sight of this talentless douchebag make’s me wanna start punching anything & everything around me...DOUCHE!
There’s hella plenty more where that came from (hollywood is like one giant, gay, douche cesspool) but I think my sleeping pills are kicking in so I’ll stop here.Feel free to add your own douchebag to the list!
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 5:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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I hate em all except Cruise I have nothing against him.
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 5:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/175564.html
dr.phil must die
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 1:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Can i be on the list too?
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 2:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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just look at the stupid bitch.
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 2:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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another stupid bitch. fucking ugly shirt too
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 5:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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How the fuck can you hate ted theodore logan (keanu)?
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 8:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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How can you not hate Keanu Reeves. He sucks. His jokes are lame. He is the same character in every single movie.
What about him as the surfer in "Point Break"? That wasn’t a bad movie, but I must agree he has some douchebaggery to him. I also hate Tom Cruise, like recently. I mean Risky Business and Top Gun were badass, but even the first Mission Impossible made me start to cringe, then they prolonged the series. Before I know it, he’s the retard in the "War Of The Worlds" remake.
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 9:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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I know plenty of douche-bagged people:
Kathy Griffin
Ever since that episode of Seinfeld where she fucks up Jerry’s act, I hated her. The sad part is, her show isn’t half bad.
Green Day
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These guys are so full of their "Bush sux!1" douchitude, they can even clean off the crusty cunt-juices inside Hillary Clinton’s vagina.
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 11:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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You have GOT to be shiting me. Have you actually seen Keanu Reeves act?Jesus, it’s like watching a washed up broadway actor trying to take his shitty personality onto the big screen. He is always that scrowny looking guy with shit for humor.And whenever he tries to do his "big speeches" he always ends up looking like a pseudo-intellectual cuntbag.
Quote: These guys are so full of their "Bush sux!1" douchitude, they can even clean off the crusty cunt-juices inside Hillary Clinton’s vagina.
Haha, I guess when "masturbation has lost its fun and I am getting lazy" nothing beats passing time then to jump on a bush hating,dick riding band wagon.
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| Posted: Jul 28, 2006 11:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Ever since that episode of Seinfeld where she fucks up Jerry’s act, I hated her.
i love you.
without a trace. supposedly he had an affair with her. like anyone would touch that old ugly fat mother fucker who can’t act and has a fugly haircut or lack thereof
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2006 9:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Haha, I guess when "masturbation has lost its fun and I am getting lazy" nothing beats passing time then to jump on a bush hating,dick riding band wagon.
Well, they didn’t jump on. They started it, in music at least. NoFx might have led the way a bit before, but meh.
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2006 6:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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well emma and duff girl may be stupid girls, but they are still hot
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2006 7:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2006 2:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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oprah, i fucking hate her
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just stop!
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2006 7:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: NoFx might have led the way a bit before
NOFX never made anything mainstream, nobody else listens to them.
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| Posted: Sep 16, 2006 9:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: NOFX never made anything mainstream, nobody else listens to them.
I never implied that they were mainstream though. Just stating the fact that they DID INDEED start the "Bush Sucks!" bandwagon, and it’s true. Not only did they put out "The War On Errorism", but Mike’s label, Fat Wreck Chords, got a ton of feedback from the "Rock Against Bush" compilations, and when he started Punkvoter.com. That’s all I was trying to say.
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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How can you not think Tom Cruise is a douche? He’s a scientologist for fucks sake, the weakest minded people in the world.
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| Posted: Sep 20, 2006 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Uh, I guess everyone else bumped it, so.
Ford sucks.
Johnny Depp
Is a douche.
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