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Tyrant


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 7:55 a.m. - Subject: What should I do?

Sup, /r3/. I’m in a bit of a pickle.

The other day it was my birthday, and I had a night out with one of my friends. I’m completely in love with her, and she sort of knows but I’ve never actually said the words. She has a boyfriend, who is also one of my good friends. Shit happens.
Anyway, we went to a gaybar. Neither of us are gay, we just thought it’d be fun. Where we went is irrelevant, really. We had a lot of fun, she made me pretend to be gay for the night and we had a good laugh. Neither of us got particularly drunk, though.

Afterwards, we went back to my dad’s house, instead of her having to go all the way home. He’s in London for the week. I made up the couch for us to sleep on. Whilst doing it, I found a box of condoms - one of my dad’s little "jokes"; he knew she’d be staying. Well, I tossed them aside and thankfully she didn’t seem too embarrassed or, God forbid, angry or nervous.
In all I’d had a great night with her, and thanked her by giving her a hug and a peck on the cheek, but as I was pulling away she kissed me forcefully. Best damn girl I’ve ever kissed.
So we’re stood there making out like there’s no tomorrow, and during a little break I see her glance towards the floor and the box of condoms. I pick it up, rip it open and pull a few out, then pull her onto the couch.
I won’t go into details at this point, basically, we had sex for hours.
This was all a true heat-of-the-moment thing, she’s definitely not a slag, take my word for it.
Onwards.
At about 5am, I was fucking exhausted and she was asleep, but I really needed a piss, so I got up and stumbled to the bathroom, my eyes barely open. I pat around the wall for the lightswitch and my dad’s bathroom mirror falls off the wall with a bit of a loud crack, and there’s glass all over the sink. "Ah, fuck", I thought. It’s a shame because it was a fairly uncommon (though not rare) collector’s mirror his father had given him.
Well, in the end I find the lightswitch, have my piss and go back to the couch. My friend’s awake, but barely. I climb back in and she just stares at me for what seemed like forever but must’ve been about 10 minutes.
I’m trying to fall asleep, too, but there’s something nagging at the back of my mind, now.

So, here’s my question. What would you do in this situation? Try and replace the mirror or admit that I broke it, apologise and hope for the best?








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Chippy_Whippy


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 7:59 a.m. - Subject:

i see wut yu did thar


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 8:17 a.m. - Subject:

apologize and act sad.


Tyrant


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:39 a.m. - Subject:

Bumping for serious justice. I need help.


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:05 p.m. - Subject:

use a shard of the mirror to cut the cheating slutz heart out


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 1:15 p.m. - Subject:

Tell your dad exactly what happened and that it was an accident? That, or try to replace if you can find a mirror similar.


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 1:16 p.m. - Subject:

Just apologize


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 5:15 p.m. - Subject:

irrelevant post:

It should be /r3/show/se/.


Tyrant


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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 5:53 p.m. - Subject:

It’s not "Sup, /x/imgboard.html", is it?
Newfag.


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Posted: Aug 30, 2008 3:42 p.m. - Subject:

well i would try and replace it before he got home because i doubt he would know the difference unless it was engraved or something, but if its gonna cost a crap load just say sorry and offer to replace it.
   
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